Jimmy Cincinnati for Chairman of a Party in Exile
Jimmy Cincinnati
~Jimmy Cincinnati's Soliloquy~
I've asked the Magic 8-ball if I would win the party presidential election and the omniscient orb has assured me that victory is imminent.
Harambe's Priests have given their blessing, the planets are in the proper alignment and the force is with me. This is my shot!
So, why am I still apprehensive about this?
*Jimmy Cincinnati pulls a swig of Jim Beam.*
~Jimmy Cincinnati's Soliloquy~
How am I going to pull this off? Should I just spill the beans and let things fall where they may? I guess so.
*Jimmy Cincinnati flicks his cigarette and walk out to the stage. He grabs the microphone and begins to speak.*
~Jimmy Cincinnati~
Greetings, fellow travelers. I'm Jimmy Cincinnati and I'm running for Party President.
I'm not even sure what to call the party. Chickenguys keeps changing the name.
Things are bad. We've lost over 50 members and some of them are never coming back. The president deletes our posts, the party has gone through multiple name changes, the alignment is completely reversed, we have no control of who gets into congress or who gets the presidential nomination and our pleas for justice are being ignored.
This needs to change.
I believe we can win back the confidence of our colleagues, we can gain the respect of our peers and we can take back our democratic institutions. I believe we can do this with Jimmy Cincinnati as our Party President.
Vote for Jimmy Cincinnati, on the 15th. I'm on here every day. So, feel free to message me.
*Jimmy Cincinnati points at Maxwell Hanz*
~Jimmy Cincinnati~
Hit it Max!
Hoss'es Houses
Since Chickenguys is deleting every post that is made by his rivals, many don't know that our housing projects are still running. Here's all you have to do:
Buy a house from Hoss1965. Message him and he will send a full refund. (This service is available to members only.)
PS: I'll have two more articles, before the election. One will have my platform and the other will have my cabinet. Wish me luck, please.
Comments
Very dishonest article
You're lying through your beak. Which of those things are you denying?
Fried chicken sounds tasty
Please point out where he is being dishonest?
Yeah that's what I thought.
That's rich coming from the chicken-coop of double-speak, double-crossing and double-down double-talk.
We are coming for that chair bud.
o7
Let's get back our SFP buddy 🙂
... may the best multi maker win ...
is that what your "Harambe" thingy is all about?
Thank you. 😛
Harambe gave his life so that we may have dank memes.
There is no need for Harambe, Truth and honesty will win.
Jimmy4PP!
Easy now, there is always a need for Saint Harambe
lmao
Justice is an unassailable fortress.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!11
o7
Harambe smiles upon your most glorious of journeys. Stay Blessed in his name, Clicks Out
Can you delete this our dear leader?
Would it still be here if he could?
You have my vote Jimmy. Let's take back our party and reinstitute our democratic institutions.
Best of luck, though I am in that number of those who left and are never coming back.
You will be missed
Taking SFP back, one step at a time.
Fried chicken dinner anyone.
Long live SFP!
o/
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Jimmy will restore dignity and honor (and the correct name and orientation) to the SFP.
Love this.
You can take the SFP out of the title, but you can't take the SFP out of the people! Take your party back!
Tick... tock.... everyone just neds to pull 1 feather from the chicken and every one can see the king has no clothes..and no sense of honor
I'm in if this puts all the stupid shit behind us. Rejoining SFP (or whatever it is called today) in answer to this call for sanity.
URSA FI!
o/
Harambe and Dio bless us all!
Harambe
ADAGGIO!
Dominar must eDIE!