IUP Dáil Candidates

Day 1,586, 13:27 • Published in Ireland Romania • by The Death of Rats


The Irish Union Party is the oldest party in Ireland still standing under the same banner. I refuse to believe that this once proud party has gone to pot and fallen into inactivity.

We are a truly centrist party with people from both left and right of the political spectrum. Anyone is free to join us as long as they are balanced individuals.

Since no one from the IUP has done so, I have taken the liberty to announce the Irish Union Party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary elections. Our unfortunately short selection looks like this:


CORK :

Alexander_George

John Gormley (he is only running on our list and will eventually return to his party)


DUBLIN:

IRAIreland


LOUTH:

Bhane (our legendary member and current party president)



MAYO:

Milesian (current captain of the 1st “Cork” Regiment of the Irish Airborne Brigade)


SCOTLAN😨

Klynn


SHANNON:

Brent Wyrick (former party president and active member of the community)


SMALAN😨

Viktor Kurgan (our favorite prankster and apparently sole member of Dark Libertad)


Vote sensibly!

Comrade