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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

It is time to make the hidden enemies of eUSA pay for their treachery!

Day 5,889, 18:20 • Published in USA USA

• by MollyMock

Our enemies are legion:
PEACE, ATLANTIS, EDEN, CODE.
But there is one secret enemy we have never confronted.
There have been many accusations of favoritism by the Admin Devs
for each country, but only one country has been protected by them so vigorously that the eUSA isn't even allowed to ATTACK them, no matter how they send their pawns against us, or how they pour gold into the coffers of their slaves.

Well that time is at an end. I am not afraid to name our TRUE enemy:

GREENLAND!

Look at them! Lording over the rest of us, looking DOWN on us,
peeing in the river and laughing as it flows into OUR BELOVED COUNTRIES!

DEATH to the Blubber eating bastages!

Comments

King Harambe X Day 5,889, 19:29

This was amusing

George Barker Day 5,889, 19:49

I thought Trump bought Greenland, making it a part o the US. There's a course on it at Trump University, titled "The Greenland Purchase, How The Greatest President In History Boondoggled The World With His Very Big Brain"

jadiv Day 5,890, 08:07

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jadiv Day 5,890, 08:10

I think he called Greenland "...prime beachfront property" once (edited to accurately state the quote)

George Barker Day 5,890, 09:55

The best beaches! Believe me! We need to start a movement to re-name Greenland "Trumpland," or perhaps "Trumptucky" or "Trumpabama." Since it will soon become a state, it needs a more American name.

Iamnameless Day 5,891, 04:51

That was just after the Bowling Green Massacre iirc.

sheri Day 5,894, 00:38

I wonder Trump bought it from whom?

shiloh13 Day 5,889, 22:35

"DEATH to the Blubber eating bastages!"

Yes!!!!
I knew my water tasted funny.

Alegretto Day 5,890, 00:06

Sub 24

MollyMock Day 5,890, 05:30

That is an average of one sub every 220 days! w00t!

Franklin Stone Day 5,890, 08:40

Sub 27...

Pfenix Quinn Day 5,890, 02:00

And to add insult to injury, the place is NOT EVEN GREEN! (shudder)

Stef40 Day 5,890, 04:38

ngl quality ass shitpost

o7

Franklin Stone Day 5,890, 04:38

Mister Y Day 5,890, 06:21

I heard Greenland sank Titanic.

chris jonadicus Day 5,890, 06:58

its true, we must confront our eternal enemy Greenland, at any cost!

Stormin EwokJedi Day 5,890, 08:01

Whether as a joke or not, this would add something interesting to this game. I'm all for any adventurous invasion!

Gabrielz_Horn Day 5,890, 08:04

Old Atlantis. Tsk Tsk

Stepenart Day 5,890, 08:24

I hear they club baby seals in Greenland as a national sport.

Franklin Stone Day 5,890, 08:42

I like using a Cricket Bat myself.

MollyMock Day 5,890, 14:13

And they don't do it cause they need a meal!
They just do it to hear the little suckers squeal!
Then they poke out it's eyes with their EYE POKING STICKS!!

Stepenart Day 5,891, 11:44

Those sick bastages!

Woneo Day 5,890, 08:32

Jd Jack Serenade Day 5,890, 13:48

George Armstrong Custer Day 5,890, 14:16

I am not a robot.

swicik22 Day 5,892, 01:09

Matrixbabayaga Day 5,892, 19:04

Curious what proof their is and how would this be an advantage for them?
What do they get out of it?
I am in no way denying that your lnot telling the truth what so ever I just want some more insight.

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