I Ain't Even Mad - UPDATED

Day 1,739, 11:02 • Published in USA USA • by PigInZen


I get even. It's been 200+ days since I've written an article, I needed something to write about and boy howdy did something lovely land in my lap today. I don't know how many of you have seen the news but the eUSA is about to join an alliance during the Admin's "Battle of the Alliances" scheme to pump gold purchases. The correct choice would have been to double down on the lulz alliance. Or, even better, to do what Serbia did and not participate at all. What did the current PotUS, Glove, decide without cabinet discussion? Look for yourself here.


Do Something About It



You Have Been Trolled

Child, please. Really? Hungary? If this is how it's going down then I am pledging to do something about it. I am running for Congress in Mississippi tomorrow and if elected I will be the first to propose Glove's impeachment.

That's a promise. To quote another famous bald guy:









Vote for PigInZen for Congress in Mississippi!

Vote for Impeachment!

Vote for PigInZen. Mississippi. Impeach Glove.

UPDATED - Ronald Gipper Reagan is my opponent

I wish to personally thank RGR for bringing a ton of attention to this race. Nothing could have been better for my visibility than the opportunity to run against him.





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