HORRIBLE REVELATIONS IN THE FEDERALIST PARTY; GREENE 4 FED PP

Day 2,212, 17:54 • Published in USA Canada • by Greene12


I have a sad, sad story to tell my fellow feds. Yesterday, I was driving my train around town as is my 3 o'clock custom, and I saw our beloved party president, Evil Elvis, hangin' out in his front yard. I was slightly perturbed however, because something seemed kinda amiss. I didn't have my picture-taker with me, but I drew this representation of the sight that I saw with my own set of fingers:



As you can imagine, I was slightly disturbed, it appeared that Evil Elvis was making the neighborhood children somewhat frightened. At first, I figured this was just our fearless leader goofing off a bit, and some snot-nosed kids not getting a joke, but I chose to return to Evil's place after the sun went away and that other thing came up into the sky.



I was pretty sneaky about it, and I did that crouching-down thing that makes you impossible to see. I wasn't sure what sort of things I was looking for, but the whole place seemed a little more evil than I would expect from some guy I know about on the internets.

Now, this next bit is a little disturbing, but I decided to check Evil's fridge to see if he had been overindulging in some expired milk, or was keeping rotten eggs around, or if he was drinking too much water instead of beer. What I found was much more disturbing that almost all of the things. This time, I had brought along my image-maker machine.


IT TURNS OUT EVIL ELVIS EATS BABIES


I do give him credit though, he is properly cold-making his food that may be prone to spoil.

Deep down in my feeling, I suspect this sort of behavior is unbecoming a party president. So I feel compelled to run against Evil Elvis, Baby-Eater, for Party President.

Feds, Put a Stop to That Man's Madness!!!!


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