Hello Hawaii
Day 826, 07:49
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by beerman616
You heard it right, I'm running for congress in the great ocean state of Hawaii! I was the General of the Mobile Infantry from September till a few weeks ago. Anyway, here's my "platform" (I think that's what you call it...)
1. free universal health care (Q2 hospitals in every state!)
2. Operation Pay the woman. (government sponsored subsidy for training with Lana)
3. No citizenship for trolls!
4. Getting more new players by spamming facebook and other social websites
5. Free ice cream every Thursday (just for Josh!)
6. I propose a revenge war on Ireland for all those attacks on our uber important state of Rhode Island.
7. hookers?
8. War every day with a new nation! RAWR!
9. Free guns to citizens for ranking up-ness.
10. Lower taxes, blah blah blah...
Together, we can do stuff Hawaii!
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If you vote for anyone else...I will not give you beer.
Every vote for another candidate means that a baby beer dies a horrid death. Don't be responsible for the death of a baby beer. Vote for Beerman616!
I'm Rod Damon and I approve of Beerman616
Where is my beer?
in the mail.
Beer \o/
I approve of Beerman's message. Vote for him!
A vote for beer is a vote for freedom. You don't hate freedom, do you?
A vote for Beer is a Vote for fun times
Vote for Beer! I'll vote for you just because of number 6!!!
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG! Take the Beer Hawaii, and vote for the one and only Beerman616 for Congress. KEG STAND, KEG STAND!!
/facepalm
Awesome 🙂
Voted
kegstands for everyone!!!!!!one!!!!1!!!
Beerman For Prez Next!
this is funny
Q2 hospitals might get me to move
I want some beer
Love the article, although I wounder how many people that approve of you are actually living in Hawaii and can vote for him.
It's called a moving ticket duhhh
Ooo nice one sideswipe, burrn. 😛
well with hookers who vote against.
way to not BE a blocker