Govt News Special: New Citizens Message

Day 5,561, 16:53 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express


Krusty had been in a writers meeting at OwlCorp Studios when the teletype rattled to life. He grabbed the raw copy and ran to the green screen studio hollering “so get me a goddam camera, already!” Krusty ad libbed a promo while Custer did a quick writeup, and blam! we published hot news.. It felt good.

Dateline: Friday February 10, 2023 (Day 5561)
Location: White House Press Room

Recommended Reading is a direct extension of the White House Press Report, published bi-weekly as US Government and Official News and The Pony Express.

Today’s edition of US Government News is dedicated to a breaking news story.



A Word from the President

Good Evening.

When it was discovered that the New Citizens Message– the automated game mail new players get– was broken, your President immediately assembled a crack team to examine the problem and fix it.
This being done, it’s been sent to Congress for Discussion and Approval, then it’s made into the letter new players get.

We get a couple new players a day, some days more than others. We’ve been monitoring them as they appear in the game, but by the time we catch up with ‘em they’ve already had their few clicks and have wandered off to die. The critical point of contact, the NCM letter, where they’d get a couple links to find us on Discord and hit that DoD noob guide, has been broken for a long time. That critical connection with New Players is fixed now, and Congress needs to hear from you, that it's time to Approve the new NCM.

So, in the most Official way possible, The eUS White House asks the public to thoughtfully read the following text, then pop over to the #congress thread on Discord and voice your Approval.

Thank you for your consideration.
President Patanok



Welcome, New Citizen! Welcome to eRepublik and the eUSA!

Thank you for choosing the eUSA as your birthplace and starting point in the New World. The eUSA has an active community of friendly players who are eager to help New Players find their way and thrive in this game.
The purpose of this welcoming message is to provide important information to help make your first days as enjoyable and successful as possible.

Now that you've joined the in-game community, we strongly recommend you join our off-site community on the eUSA Discord channel. This is the quickest way to meet other players who will be happy to help you with guidance and even in-game resources. Here you’ll find the top Military Units and Live Battle Orders, Political Parties, and the eUS Congress.

Telegram is another off game site used by many players including the majority of non eUSA players to communicate. We highly recommend joining at least Discord, but hey, why not both?

This article, Attention New Players Today, will help you find your way around in the first critical days.

And Basic Knowledge to Grow as a Player builds upon that with a broader understanding of a New Player’s daily eLife.

Knowledge is Power, and a Smart America is a Strong America. Read everything, seek guidance and follow it, and most of all have fun!

::: The links go to: the eUSA Welcome page at Discord; Telegram,org; the latest DoD noob guide; and another article to help new players get started.



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Govt News Special: New Citizens Message
Your Announcer, Krusty the Clown
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2763776



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George Armstrong Custer, Press Corps Staff Writer.


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