Funnies...
Gambit LeBeau
Its been a while, so here is something for a laugh...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine –
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Clicks hair dryer - Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Simba Chips --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dove soap -
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Checkers frozen dinners -
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(please note that it's just a suggestion.)
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On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -
" Don't iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid –
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
[1] Open packet;
[2] Eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a German chainsaw .
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Final words: ...
Blessed are the cracked - for it is they who let in the light
Comments
i just woke and came here... GOD HELP ME,WHY!??!?!?
lols ha ha some light humour to make the afternoon pass by 🙂
On a lether Jacket I got from China Mall. Do not use for the other use
Ahahahahha : D
Good one gambit
lol, voted
The best label i have seen is on my old spice deoderant
"Contains odor-fighting Atomic robots that shoot lasers at your stench monsters and replaces them with fresh clean masculine scent elves"
Directions "Use for underarms ONLY use daily for the best results"
Love it
lol my favorite was the Christmas lights "for indoor and outdoor use only".
lol, my favorite is the chainsaw....did someone really try to stop it with their genitals???
Thanks Gambit, I was about to stop a chainsaw with my genitals dressed like Superman while doing the other use of the japanese item.
V!
Lol, pleasure Kuckuck, I just thought it would be good to know about these things...