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Russians:

A poor Russian fisherman catches a little fish which grants him three wishes. The first wish was "A big vodka". The wish is granted and the fisherman drinks it, then asks the fish for another one. "I want that the whole Volga to be made out of vodka." The wish is granted and the fisherman swims in it and drinks from it. Afterward he is asked for the last wish. He says "You know what? I want another vodka".

Somalians:

Somalis are seen as underweight and hungry.

Q: In what part of Somalia is the density of population greatest?
A: It depends on the direction of the wind.

Albanians:

Albanians are seen as very technologically impaired.

Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?
A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania?
A: They're saving them for their satellite launch.

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Celio Azevedo.
The Last World Newspaper!