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So, I haven’t been back all that long, but one thing was clear as soon as I showed up- Orik is a boss of things. He has an intimidating presence. Even doing this interview I found myself struggling to find the right words, so as not to embarrass myself. I dunno man. I just want to impress the guy.

Anyway, my fear of him led to me making him my Vice Party President! He’s an excellent advisor and has been really helpful getting me up to speed on the things I missed and giving me the space to do the things I want to do. I’m glad to have him on board, working alongside me in the Feds.

I decided I need to get to know him better, so he let me ask him a handful of questions. Here’s how it went down-


What is dwarf sex like?

Like a marathon. Dwarves are known for their superior stamina. So, it takes a while sometimes.

How did you choose your avatar?

From a book named, The Dwarves

Is that how you want people to see you, or how you see yourself?

It's how I see a Dwarf, which is my character. I like Dwarves; they’re a fascinating and proud race of fictional peoples. I've always associated my characters/avatars as dwarves.

You’ve done quite a few things in government- what’s been your favorite job so far?

Definitely being CP. It's nice being the guy people ask to make decisions. It's quite a weight on your shoulders, but it's a responsibility I'll gladly accept again anytime.

When you lead, do you focus more on maintaining what we have or leading in a particular direction?

I like to think I concern myself with maintaining us in a certain direction. I think currently we're in a standby mode of waiting for certain global events to happen to decide what direction we want to take.

How long have you been hosting eNPR?

A few months now. I don’t remember how I got the job. I like having discussions with other players about current going's-on in the game. I enjoy hosting.

Was it your idea or Israel’s to put eNPR on a half hour after Pfeiffer’s show?

It was Pfeiffer's idea to put his show on a half-hour before the already existing time of eNPR.

So tell me how you came to join the Feds

When I rejoined the game in July 2014, the Feds were the largest and most vocal of parties. Their external forum actually attracted me to them more than anything.

What makes you so proud that it kinda does it for ya? P/H

Probably everything about the Feds. Being the largest, best party. Having an amazingly active and awesome looking external forums. Consistently having the largest congressional delegation. Having led the country the majority of this year.



You damn right, Orik. You daaaaamn right.

So there you go, guys. I got through it. I didn’t even wee myself. I’m really glad I took the time to get to know him a little better. I know this is going to be an amazing month in the Feds, especially with this terrifying dwarf on our side.



Special thanks to HadrianX for the epic ice-breaker question

ATTN FEDS: You could’ve made $1500 on this article just for being P/H.