Filigree Pavements - Does it seem familiar?

Day 1,401, 14:45 • Published in Canada Bosnia and Herzegovina • by ClioPilot
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XX: Hello
Seller: Good afternoon, sir. How can I help?

XX: I came for my car, I ordered it a month ago and your colleagues notify me that it have arrived and is ready.
Seller: Ah yes, here I have papers ready for you, there are the car keys. I see you have already paid the car ahead

XX: Yes, yes ... I paid in advance so i can have the car as soon as possible: D
Seller: Great, let's go to your new car

After a few minutes ...

Seller: Here it is sir, Your new car
XX: Where is it?

Seller: hehehe, in front of you ... this one right here ...
XX: But is not a car that I ordered, this is a blue ... I wanted a red .... This is ordinary seat and I have ordered leather ... This is not car that I paid for



Seller: Please come together, take the keys and go in silence ...
XX: Check the paper, this is not my car ...

Seller: The papers says that you are looking red, full equipment, and leather seats ... everything you ordered writes here
XX: But you give me a car that does not match the description

Seller: Sir it is all true ... but this is car you get and please ... stop eating crap and get hell out of here
XX: al this is not my car, I did not pay for this car ... i want to talk with the BIG BOSS!

Seller: ..... What ?!.... did you just say the word with a big B! Unbelievers, Satan, did not know that his name not pronounce ... especially not you ... ordinary mortal who has bought something from him .... He does not get recalled, his name is not pronounced .... otherwise you will be PUNISHED!
XX: What! Are you crazy?



Seller: I am telling you for your own good, now you mention his name and never again, for ever and ever ... he can't be bothered ... He is the one that spins our world. Listen now ... Take this car, and runs away .... as well as He, whose name is not mentioned, didn't punish you...

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The redaction [ClioPilot, Genius Dude - english translation]

[Bs] - Cini Vam se poznatim?!

XX: Dobar dan
Prodavac: Dobar dan, gospodine. Kako vam mogu pomoci?

XX: Dosao sam po svoj automobil, narucio sam ga prije mjesec dana i Vase kolege su me obavjestili da je stigao i da je spreman.
Prodavac: A da, evo ovdje imam gotove papire za Vas, tu su i kljucevi od auta. Vidim vec ste platili automobil unaprijed

XX: Da, da... platio sam unaprijed da bih dobio automobil sto prije 😃
Prodavac: Odlicno, pođimo do vaseg novog auta

Nakon nekoliko minuta...

Prodavac: Izvolite gospodine Vas novi automobil
XX: Gdje je?

Prodavac: hehehe, pa ispred Vas... ovaj tu pred vasim ocima...
XX: Al to nije auto koji sam narucio, ovaj je plavi... a htio sam crveni.... ovaj ima obicna sjedista a ja sam narucio kozna... ovo nije moj auto koji sam platio




Prodavac: Molim Vas da se sabereta, uzmete kljuceve i odete u tisini...
XX: Provjerite papire, ovo nije moj auto...

Prodavac: U papirima stoji da ste trazili crvene boje, full oprema, i kozna sjedista... da pise sve to
XX: Al vi meni dajete auto koji ne odgovara tom opisu

Prodavac: Gospodine sve je to tacno... al ovaj ste auto dobili i molim Vas... ma molim te ne se*endaj vise nego uzmi auto i razgli odavle
XX: al ovo nije moj auto, ja nisam platio za ovaj auto... hocu da razgovaram sa ŠEFOM!

Prodavac: ..... molim?!.... da li ste rekli upravo rijec sa velikim Š?! Nevjernice, sotono, zar ne znas da se njegovo ime ne smije izgovarat... posebno ne ti... obicni smrtnik koji je kupio nesto od njega.... On se ne priziva, njegovo ime se ne izgovara.... u protivnom bit ces KAZENJEN!!!
XX: Molim?! O cemu Vi?



Prodavac: Govorim ti za tvoje dobro, sad si spomenuo njegovo ime i nikad vise, za vjek vjekova... on se ne smije smetat... on je taj koji pokrece nas svijet. Poslusaj me... uzmi ovo auto, i bjezi .... dok te On cije se ime ne spominje nije kaznio...


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