eBelgium's military, I'd laugh if it wasn't such a sad joke
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by shadowukcs
Dear Citizens of eBelgium
For several weeks now, myself (a regular on the eUSA forum) and Fhaemita have been telling the eBelgian government that eUSA is planning on kicking out all it's foreign Supply officers trough means of deliberately giving up regions and by setting the minimum wage to a absurdly high amount of Currency.
Why is this so important you may ask? Because BNA has 3 SO's in eUSA, MaryamQ, Olv007 and Tecuvo. We told president Nohjis of this a long time ago, hoping he would act quickly. This is crucial, as after all, when our SO's wouldn't be able to produce a top amount of guns it would be disastrous for our military and our defence.
A Good President would order his SO's to spread over different countries, minimizing the risk. Allas, our President cannot into spread.
Nohjis cannot into spread. This picture was taken when Nohjis was attempting a spread. Upon asked for a reaction he only commented with "I'm too lazy to spread. Leave me alone while I stare at my shiny presidents medal".
Once they vote in the higher minimum wage, there will be a huge exodus of the several hundreds of SO's currently stationed in eUSA to the 4 other maximum bonus countries. Anyone thinking that a small, unknown eBelgium MU will get precedence over important top-MU's from all over the world, is both naive and stupid. Once this exodus has started it could take months before we're allowed in a top-country again, costing our army millions of damage and productivity. How will be be able to impress our new CoT allies like that?
No worries, since this is already known for week, you'd think that our President Nohjis the Great has already acted a long time ago... right? Allas, our NOT-SO-GREAT President Nohjis seemingly doesn't regard our defence as a priority. Despite weeks of warnings, our SO's are all still in eUSA with eUSA citizenship. In a few days eUSA will become impossible for our SO's to continue operating in and we will be forced to either close supplies or get our soldiers to eBelgium where they will suffer a loss from a 100% country to a 20% country, suffering a 40% loss of guns.
With us joining a new alliance and making enemies around us, who will be thinking of the children????
Nohjis does not care for the children because he's lazy as f*ck
in the mean time, this lazyness will cost us a lot of damage where it matters: the field of battle.
Bear note that the in the comment box bellow the biggest critics will be government members, because apparently it's not allowed to criticize the government doing shit wrong.
Until next time
Shadowukcs
just another government critic who hates a lazy president.
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first, inb4 haters who can't stand genuine criticism
Second denied
if it* maybe? I dunno
Pretty sure we're not going to go that route, because it would screw over our own military. But significant criticism none the less.
he will try to solve it with state reserves... oops... theres none
Exactly Xironn, trough the use of great governing, we've lost most of our treasury in the course of a few months of hyper excessive spending.
Hard to sympathise with a country that has its production in its enemy's home. Why not get one of your CoT buddies to shack you up? Its what a real friend would do.
Getting emericans to build guns to be used against themselves is just sick. Sick I tell you. Belgian sick.
When you don't know what's going on, you shouldn't comment on a situation. Our SO have on their own initiative started looking for solutions last week already. Since I've given you notice that you would be ignored on the forum until you clear your debts with eBelgium I don't see how I could have explained this. All I see here is a hurt little boy who can't cope with facing a forumban as the consequences of his own actions.
>Las week Already
wow!!! this has been known for quite some time now and you started last week?
And after a whole week of laz... hard work, how far are we? Exactly at the same point as one week ago
I'm glad to see you believe that a single person should handle everything even when they're not elected into office. Let's also not forget that the historical non-spread of Supply Officers was created for the first time when you were in charge of the army and that this is my first week as CP since.
You told our CP long time ago that USA would go that way?
Nohjis is CP for one week, I don't know if you can predect the future so correctly, but it seems rather unusual to me that you can inform CP's before they know they will run for CP.
The moment I returned from vacation (30 aug), I pm'd Fhaemita to ask more details.
Part of the USA wants to go that way, others won't, so we decided to do wait a bit and see what happens.
ITT: Nohjis having his facts all wrong again
@ Tecuvo: he was part of the government in the past weeks and he did read my threads about it. Saying he didn't know is a bit cheap as he knew it well in advance.
We don't intend to switch CS when USA will only lose one bonus for 2 weeks.
Besides that, you're article is wrong. Being in a 80% bonus country costs less to the state, then being in a 100% bonus country. I know, sounds strange, but that's just the way it is.
You can blame Nohjis that he doesn't think about our state reserves, but at least he was not the one that refused to repay his loan and stole an official state MU
voted hard.
Belgium will always be Belgium and behind the facts
I love the smell of shitstorm in the morning
Pretty much an non-country.
e-world and real world.
@anotherlamedrunk: Belgium is the hart of Europe and the NATO in the real world.
BG: ALD is making a reference to Nigel Farrage who called Belgium "pretty much a non-country" in the European parliament.
The topic remains tho. We joined circle of trust a few weeks ago, how does our alliance think about the fact that we are sending our SO's to an enemy alliance, boosting their economy?
Great alliance member are we
But I'm sure Nohjis will claim that we joined CoT less than a week ago, rite? (not 2 weeks ago when the article of membership was published)
dude you went too far ! a hot chick named Ralph?
If you want to nitpick shadow, we were accepted as trial member 10 days ago, but then again you know that. Can you please reference where CoT has indicated that it considers the US (currently a neutral state) as an enemy ?
We can move to Poland or Serbia.
Yay for sexy pictures!
Never do an article like this that can damage your credibility...
Kaad, hiding the truth hurts more. Fact is that are and will continue to suffer from this. Hopefully this article will urge Nohjis to react quicker (tho still too late)
Is the purpose of good Journalism not to monitor and watch over the government? Is the purpose of journalism not to say "J'accuse!" to paraphrase the words of the great Emil Zola when the president is making errors?
So... a convicted theft of national assets (86k bef to refund), currently banned of the national forum (didn't respected immigration law), and who is still holding a state MU (40g worth), want to give lessons to our CP and to "accuse" in the name of "good journalism" ?
The first quality of a journalist is honesty, to always be upright ! I understand why Kaad saw this article as a damage to your "credibility"...
hey look it's TR, the guy that tried to blackmail the government in doing what he wants and then ran off to another country when he didn't got what he wanted!
i didnt read
I'm not against you but this is not an article from a journalist, there's no respect for our gouvernement. It is your rights to dissaprove what the governement do but there's other words to say that (Ex: Nohjis does not care for the children because he's lazy as f*ck).
Kaa😛 Humour, learn to spot it
Good journalism never takes sides, just shows in a objective way the facts with pro and contras
In some way it can use some humour, even sarcastic, but it always stays civilized.
as stated before it is based on facts not on rumours.
It seems to me that until now our CP has not done something wrong yet, the wages are still the same in the USA and so far there is no proposal to change them.
The only good thing I have seen in this paper is, and I quote "A Good President would order his SO's to spread over different countries, minimizing the risk."
that is what I call constructive comment, the rest is for me propaganda against the eBe way of life.