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How's it going citizens of the eUSA?!


Now introducing my new newspaper title, The Vault Dweller! Same newspaper, but now with a cheesy video game related name! Whoo!

This article is an official announcement of my candidacy in the state of Alabama!



I'd like to start off by apologizing for my absence over the summer. Things in real life took over nearly all of my free time, and I failed Trying to keep up with eRepublik at the same time. However, now I am here better than ever, eager to offer the proficient amount of congressional experience I have gained my last 2 terms.


If it hasn't been made clear to any of you yet, this is no normal congressional election. Our country is torn apart by war, and our economy is starting to collapse. On Novemeber 25th, it's YOUR responsibility to select the congressmen to help deliver us out of this worsening situation, so you better make it count.

I've seen many new, inexperienced players promoting themselves on the home page running in their states, and I strongly encourage that good spirit. But the truth remains that we need people who know what they're doing. This just isn't the type of month where we can show new politicians the basics of congress.

That is why, 3 days from now on election day, you should vote for me, csabo07 (Call me Chris) in the glorious state of Alabama. Given the responsibility of that state, I will try my utmost hardest to serve and protect its people from any foreign and domestic invaders foolish enough to take us on.




My first order of business will be to push for a combined military campaign against those who think they can take our states and get away with it. Word must be spread throughout the country. We can't rely solely our organized military to reclaim the states. At this point in time, it is necessary to organize civilian militias around the country as well. Anybody up for bringing back the Wolverines? I know I am!





My second objective in congress involves the falling economy. The value of the United States dollar has plummeted over the last few months...I remember back when gold was no more than $300 a piece. You can blame this downward trend on whatever you want whether it be (the admins, a larger population, or the job market, ect...) but the fact remains that the economy is failing and needs to be dealt with. A strong economy is the driving force of a nation.





The last goal I plan to achieve in congress is to serve the general population. As a former noob and worker of Meals on Wheels, I know how difficult it can be to keep interest in this game when you have no money to support yourself. That is why, if I am voted into congress, I will donate 50-100 free q1 food PER DAY to anybody that might be in need on a "first come, first serve" basis. Successful countries are made by those who live in it, not those who run it.

So come election day November 25th, help me make a difference in this incredible country.

Thank you!


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Along with my new paper title, my articles will now have the "girl of the day" AND "The lame joke of the day!" Now it's 2x the fun



LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

What did the one lawyer say to another?

-We are both lawyers