Congressional Elections (IA PP)

Day 2,135, 18:19 Published in South Africa USA by AdUnit

So we are just a few hours away from this beautiful election day that we've so cherished for months now. First off, I'd love to thank all of our allies for helping us achieve freedom from Brazil, especially Colombia, Uruguay, and Argentina! As soon as the election is over, I'd love to hear from Brazil's congress over some urgent issue (o wait, they don't have one.... suck it Brazil).

Anyways moving on, now I'd like to introduce you to our well qualified candidates who consist of a mixture of big eSA political names and some new members looking to make congress for the first time. I also want to encourage all of you to vote for IA's candidates because we clearly put the country in front of all issues and we love every single one of you.



1. Miyagiyoda
His resume speaks for itself. I mean how many parties can say that they are supporting a congress candidate who is a former impeached president who became elected again?

2. Kuckuck
17 time former congressman, his hobbies include fishing, writing poetry, and eating Brazilian kids for breakfast.

3. Wilpanzer
The only reason why he's this high on the list is because I feel bad for crushing him in the PP elections. That's not the real reason.... Just kidding it is. Or is it????? Either way Wil is a highly respected member of eSA and we are glad to have him on board for another Congressional run.

4. Vlad Ryabukina
Vlad is looking for his first congress term and for a player who has played since 2011, it is about time he gets it! Many of you may not know Vlad or think that this is a dumb pick, but Vlad has great ideas for our country. He may not post on articles often (if ever), but every-time I've messaged him in game he's responded. He's reliable and has ideas to better our eCountry and I can't wait to see him in congress.

5. Jd Engelbrecht
This is another person looking for their first seat on congress. Jd has been a member of eSA since 2010 and has been actively involved in wars and on the forums recently. There is no reason to believe that Jd won't continue the involvement and is a terrific candidate.

6. Yesteryear
Yesteryear is a 3 time Congressman looking to make it again. If you think yesteryear is good on the battlefield, you should see him in bed... nevermind, vote for IA so Yesteryear gets in.

7. AdUnit
I plead the 5th.

8. Uber kiko
Kiko is one of the first people to accept me into eSA when I was starting out and I'm grateful for that. Even though he is a 10 year old boy, I respect him and he has put a lot of time into eSA. There is no reason we can't get him into congress as well.

9. Worms13
Worms has been in congress 23 times and defintely has credentials that most of us dream about.

10. Whiteheart
Whiteheart is an 8 time congress member who was recently seen destroying the battlefield in the last tournament, we all appreciate his efforts and applaud him for his hard work.

11. Spottedfrog
Spottedfrog is an 18 term congressman who milks cattle for a living. He lives on a small farm just outside of Johannesburg. I'm not entirely sure if that's accurate but it sounds good to me.

12. Alex Calance
Alex is one of the first members of eSA I talked to when I first started. I haven't talked to him a whole lot since but he's still more than capable of being a congress-member again.

13. Boriljovac
I'm not entirely sure I've ever talked to Boriljovac, so naturally I put him towards the bottom of the list. I'm not saying he's a bad person by any means because I'm sure he is an attractive, charming young man. He appears to be of Macedonian descent while in a Croatian MU. Boriljovac please respond to this article, I'd love to hear from you.

14. Lionsofafrika
He rounds out our list of impressive candidates for Congress. He's a new member learning the ropes, so be patient with him and let's hope one day he will lead eSA in it's conquering of Brazilian lands?

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I just wanted to give you guys a bit of information on our Congressional candidates and we can't wait to serve you after tomorrow. Be smart, vote for IA!

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