Bring it UP - Meine Kandidacy as Supreme Leader

Day 3,513, 09:54 • Published in Cyprus Argentina • by BunnyQueen



Mein Dear Klein Kypriots,
Time has come for me to come
Out of the woods
Rich of my half-a-month experience
To candidate to the position of
Supreme Leader
of
Former Orthodox Empire Of Cyprus (FOEOC)



For people who don't know me,
I'm a greco-kurdish plumber.
I can work with all types of pipes.
My ability to use Google Translate
allows me to speak Greek (kalisperastomaxos), Kurdish (biji biji tu xweh),
but also Türkish (Anan beni kumpirden daha çok seviyor), French (THIS IS MEINE PROJEKTTTT), a bit of English (Cypliot level),... etc

Mein aim is to free Cyprus,
To let Cypriot ppl works great again.
Then I'll promise I'll give back the power
To depici and leave this $h**ty game.


Now,
There are my plans for July:

#1 - Convoke UN session to sanction Poland

Indeed,
eRepublik has been designed to allow occupied people to work in their companies while the war with the opponent has been finished, as reported by the moderators who answered my ticket about it:
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Holding_company

Those mechanics prevent a country to be declared as Game Over and to be able to prepare their resistance.

Now Poland is using an exploit of the game
and launched hostile embargoes on the countries they are occupying.
This exploit disallow occupied worker to be able to produce goods.

Not only they lack of class and pride by attacking and bullying small countries/communities,
But they're also breaking Law #2 of eRepublik which should lead to Gold & Skills penalties along with the Temporary or PermaBan of all the Polish people (and not only their historical multies).

International Community should react by not renewing their MPPs with Poland.


#2 - Restore Middle-East stability

#2.1 - About Opposition

I don't how (maybe some coins)
but our Israel brothers have been fools.
In one of his article
their CP accuses us of being enemies
which has never been the case.
I'll restore diplomatic discussion
as Poland is clearly the last thing
we need in the area...
as if we couldn't act wisely
with the girl next door.

Cuba is our alter-ego island
and our relations should be bound
instead of opposed.

We helped Spain to gain back
Their freedom
And this should never been forgotten.

#2.2 - About our allies

Greece holds a key position
In the alliances systems and the global power balance
But without any territory
And with yet another boring war against MKD/Bulgaria
They cannot clearly act to move the pawns of the game.
We'll use whatever we can to help them find a way out of the problem.

Turkey has been for too long stuck with a small circle of countries.
I'll encourage them along Croatia to develop their diplomatic network
And forge new strategic bounds.

Finally,
I have seen a lot of countries giving up the game
By finding agreement with or even trying to join Asteria
And I will say it like that : Italia, you're breaking my heart :'(

Cancer is not a fatality, you have to fight it back !!


#3 - Add Stability/Morale/Prestige and AirBases

As developed in Julius article,
Game is rigged in 2 ways:
- First, because there is no competition between big countries, and they can arrange themselves directly or indirectly to avoid direct wars, and blocking the game as it is now. Stability and Morale points should be added with Prestige point which would allow technology bonuses for example.
- Second, because (i.e.) Poland couldn't be able to airstrike a country with which her or her allies (through a direct path) doesn't share a border ; and more than that, shouldn't be able to resist/survive without any border nor base in the area.
I'd like to see AirBase added to the system (with a long time to build it) and a contingent of soldiers in isolated regions who would define the ability to maintain the oppression against the resistance.


#4 - Share our cause

Finally,
Cyprus must share our cause more widely.
Each days our goats are rape.
Each days our men are rape.
Enough of these Polish soldiers not even respecting Geneva Conventions for their unfulfilled desires in their home territories.
GOATS AND GAYS BELONG TO CYPRUS !!
DON'T TOUCH MY TRALALA, POLAND !!


Yours
-Mario

NB: Too lazy to put links and pictures for now... deal with it later... or not