Bobby4POTUS
SuperKingBobby
I'm running for POTUS, here is my platform:
Maximize the work tax
Tell Eurofags to stop being such Eurofags
No IRC use guaranteed
No communication with the parties, Congress, or the eAmerican people (including this article)
Steal a ton of money from the government (enough to buy an ehouse)
Vote for me!
Comments
Boates
NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!
"Tell Eurofags to stop being such Eurofags"
This might be the decisive issue.
I approve of this.
Voted AND subscribed.
The only difference between you and the existing crew is that you won't use IRC and they don't use anything else!
By that I mean that you are promising exactly what they do! 🙂
#StillBetterThanLargo
We met into our E.S.S. (Eurofagx Supreme Society) hall, and we voted to support your campaign.
In other words you have our bl.E.S.S.ing.
Voted for wisdom.
I didn't like the Euro insult but the rest was amusing. It brought a rare smile to my eRepublik viewings. 🙂