An Open Letter to Romper

Day 1,262, 14:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Bob Boblo

Dear Romper,
If you give me something to the tune of the £1300 you spent on erepublik yesterday, I will show you a scintillating experience that vastly outstrips a pyrrhic attempt at winning an erepublik war.

Your's sincerely,
Bob Boblo

P.S.
Bring lube. Condoms are optional.

P.P.S
If you only want to take a small step in overcoming your fixation on the game, I will happily role-play as Plato.