All Is Well in America

Day 1,722, 11:25 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Department of Revelation
Day 1,722 of the New World
7 August 2012

As a high-ranking Cabinet member in the current Administration as well as an SCI member privy to detailed information during previous administrations, I felt the need to publish my thoughts on this, the second day of a new Presidential term in eUSA.

Every four years in the Real Life USA, a near-miracle of politics takes place - the peaceful transfer of power from one regime to another.

I say it is a "near-miracle" because in most nations, the transfer of power from one faction to another is rarely peaceful. There are some other nations that can boast of this privilege, but they are few and far between.

Sometimes art reflects reality.

Sometimes eRep reflects RL.

There has been a lot of noise lately... for instance some total stupid fraking moron tried to photoshop a "screencap" of Civil Anarchy making an illicit deal with our enemies. It was a mind-numbingly pathetic attempt at manipulation and surely cost Glove more votes than it earned him.

There has been other noise... Some have predicted that Glove was a PTO candidate who would sell out the eUS to our enemies.

And while that is the tip of the iceberg in terms of the vitriol and spew that has wallpapered the halls of government these past few days like some kind of zombie Jackson Pollak, it is enough to set the stage for what I am about to say...

Let the rest of the eWorld know that the eUSA is totally united in force against the vapors of ONE and against the forces (supposedly known as "the fellowship") that would align against us.

Power has transferred peacefully in eUSA yet again, and despite our differences we are lined up to kick your asses.

If anyone has any image of the previous administration cahck-blocking the new administration... if you think that the so-called "elites" plan to be uncooperative with the incoming "frosh", if you think for one second that anyone from USWP, AMP, INCI, FEDS, and RLC will let politics get in the way of eUSA Dominance (well OK, maybe there is one faction in RLC who is totally off the reservation...), think again.

I am here to announce that the level of cooperation between prior and current administrations has been absolutely excellent.

And while as Lincoln said, "a house divided against itself cannot stand", I say that a house that is as unified as eUSA is right now cannot fail.

Congratulations to Evry and his administration for completing their term in office with perfect honor and respect for eUSA.

And may our enemies quake in their boots...

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