4 CHISTES CORTOS - short jokes

Day 4,980, 20:17 • Published in Argentina Argentina • by Balkvolt




Three old men talk about how they sleep:
- the 1st says: I do crosswords.
- the 2nd says: I watch and read novels.
- And the 3rd says: I masturbate.
And the other 2 amazed old men ask him:
And did you have an erection?
No, but I get tired and fall asleep.



- Where are you going?
- Wherever the wind takes us and let your heart say!
- Sir, be serious or get out of the taxi.



- You fell?
- No, the floor was sad and I went to give him a hug ...



- Love, did you miss one?
- Yes love ... it was a princess fart.
- Yes, but from Princess Fiona.




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