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A notary is looking for someone for the administration of his company who can count.
The first person, the notary asks whether he counts to ten and the man starts to count: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10.
The notary asks, "Why don't you count the uneven?" the man: "I have been postman" Then the next candidate, and the notary asks again if he counts to 10: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The notary asks: "Why do you count down?" Then the man says: Yes, sorry I worked at the NASA. And then comes the final candidate, an official, and again the same old story of the Notary. The man begins: '1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Notary: you can continue to count? Man: 'Yes, Jack, Queen, King.'

Why watch an official morning never out of the window?
-Then he hasn't nothing to do on his work.

Johnny puts his bike against a footballfield, but his coach says that's not allowed.
"Why not?" Asks Johnny.
The coach explains: "There is important visit this afternoon. There come two ministers to visit us."
Johnny says, "So what? I put my bike locked!"