2nd Women President
Wacky368
2nd Woman President
The 2nd woman President, Vanessa1309, is elected. Not only is she a woman, she also happens to be Portuguese. After the election results are in, she calls her mother. “Mama, I’ve won the election, you’ve got to come to my inauguration!”
“I don’t know, what would I wear?” says mama.
“Don’t worry, I’ll send you to a dressmaker.”
“But I only eat kosher food.”
“Mama, I’m going to be the president, I can get you kosher food.”
“But how will I get there?”
“I’ll send a limo, just come, Mama.”
“Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.”
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court justices and the future Cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right.
“You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?” she says proudly. “Her brother’s a doctor.”
Comments
hhahahahaha cmon mmama
lol voted
Uhm, all fine, but Ines Schumacher was our first female president
haha, and Kitty is Correct, Ines was the first female president of eSA
Well, Vanessa can be the first female eSA president that didn't get Australia wiped by Brazil, and make most of our allies angry at us :3
V : - )
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Aah, yeah. Not the first. Feel free to remain fuzzy, though.
Yea, not the first at all.
V!