21) a good pj (suscribe+read+vote)
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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husban
😛(Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husban
😛Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husban
😛Erroneous syntax. Abort?
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Wife: What about my new TV?
Husban
😛Variable not found…
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husban
😛Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husban
😛Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
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Husban
😛Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husban
😛It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husban
😛File in use… Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husban
😛Unknown Virus.
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I tried to laugh.