[WHPR] Day 4684: Our Job is to Report the News

Day 4,684, 14:37 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Dateline:September 16th, 2020 (Day 4684)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

1: Our Job is to Report the News
2: Press Briefing
3: The News that it is our Job to Report




1: Our Job is to Report the News

A news anchor sips a cup of hot coffee as he sits at a desk, reviewing the contents of the teleprompter that he will be reading in 14 minutes. Assistants groom his hair, he habitually pays them no mind. Various news staff bustle around him, the room is filled with the noise of professionals preparing a broadcast.



A news company mid-level manager rushes into the room and drops a manilla folder in front of the reporter. Wilker looks up from his coffee and teleprompter scripts and paints a confused and annoyed expression on his face.

“Last minute changes. Urgent, had to be done. They got rushed in this morning. Sorry about that. Hope there’s still time for you to review.” Wilker sighs and drops the old script into the waste bin beneath his desk, before flipping through the new papers in front of him. Then his eyes go wide.

“This is for real, Blande? This really happened? We’re not just making this up?” Color drained from Wilker’s face as Blande shot him a solemn look.

“Of course it’s real. Our job’s to report the news, not fabricate it.” Wilker once again got lost in the script printouts, and Blande used the opportunity to quickly leave the room. As he entered the hallway, quiet as he could so no one could hear, he said under his breath:

”That’s the government’s job.”



2: Press Briefings

As you may or may not have heard, there has been big PP drama in the PDB. You can review the details here:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php?topic=48739.0

For those of you too lazy to click, here’s an excerpt:

Today, the cabinet discussed :

Herr Vootsman's emptiness.
Evry's presence.
Then Krapis pulled out his d***.
And Dinnyin called it "pretty."
Blande asked a question.
DMJ pointed directly at Krapis' d***.
Whydoibothertoo gave an answer to Blande's question.
Then Krapis took out a hit on a Venezuelan drug lord.
Din exuded big top energy.
Blande made a typo.
Then he demanded everyone scream.
Harambe finally caught up with the times.
Melissa Rose popped the f*** off.
And then beat Krapis to within an inch of his life.
Which Blande thought was hilarious and fell on the floor laughing at.
The end.





3: The News that it is our Job to Report

In a turn of events that only one congressman has expressed joy over, the person at the center of the recent CBOD drama, spanning nearly three weeks now, has resigned every erep position she held, left every erep-related discord server, and posted a goodbye article that can be found below.

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-m-never-coming-back-again--2723590/1/20

It is assumed that Aeriadne, previously known as Aramec and Athanaric, is not returning to the game. Member’s of Aeri’s MU have posted articles related to it, one of which can be found here.

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-goodbye-blue-monday-you-ve-got-to-be-kind-2723591/1/20

In addition to being CBOD, an MU member, and a good friend to myself and others, Aeri has had a wealth of experience serving government. She has served numerous terms as Press Secretary and SecMed, several congress terms, as well as a CP term. She is a part of eUS history, and she will be missed. I encourage all to post fond memories of Aeri in the comments below.

In other news, it has been announced in the public congress forum board that a peace deal has been made with Brazil. They will now be a TW partner for the eUS, and we have gained respect in the Asterian circle for our high damage output, despite drama involving certain tanks temporarily withholding damage. We even jumped several spots on the national leaderboards! Go USA!

[Preston loved that]

The announcement thread can be found here.

http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php?topic=48728.0

On the domestic front, Fantasy Fighter League is now open for business, having secured temporary private funding, and hoping to transition into an item that receives regular funding from Congress. If you’d like to learn more about it, read up on the article below from WDIB.

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/fantasy-fighter-league-ffl-doi-initiative-2723440/1/20

Seriously, WDIB has killed it setting this up. Big thank you. This kind of energy is what keeps the country looking forward to the future.



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