[We the People] Oblige for Congress
Oblige
Dear America:
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 11 23 35,21 and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking publishing my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
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★ Frustrate DMJ Hale26 at all times
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★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that ask stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Seven Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Fourty two term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ Two point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2598283/1/20
We the People for Congress!
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