(Swiss Government) Please Remain Calm!

Day 3,207, 09:19 Published in Switzerland Ireland by OogieBoogie3

In the wake of SPP figurehead and former Swiss President Blackbeard00's sudden resignation from all political and military affiliations, and call for retirement, it appears as if the Swiss Pirate Party and the Swiss Government in general is falling into a sort of mass hysteria, which includes several resignations from congressmen and key government officials.

In hindsight, these resignations are alarming, because they raise serious questions about the loyalties of our government officials.

Are they loyal to Switzerland, or are they just loyal to Swiss Pirate Party and its leadership group?

The exact reasons for Blackbeard00's resignation and retirement are not entirely known. It's rumored that an internal conflict loomed within the party, which fueled him to take the same path that former President and SDP figurehead mungos032 had taken, only instead of simply resigning from all posts and exiling himself, Blackbeard00 is leaving entirely, and not seeking a career anywhere else, instead, vanishing himself.

In the wake of all of this, the SPP and Swiss Government have a hugely important election season among us, with a mass of cabinet positions and congressional
seats to fill.

We Must Stay Strong and United!

Long Live Switzerland!