[So I just shouted this but...]

Day 1,310, 07:55 • Published in USA USA • by Ian John Locke IV

There was no way I was going to be able to get all the links in there.

Let me reiterate: If you're not in a militia, the eUS Military or the USAF, join one of them now. Here are some links for you:
US Armed Forces:
http://www.tinyurl.com/join-eusarmy (One link for all of them)
eUS Military & Independent Militias:
-Training Corps: http://tinyurl.com/TrainingCorpsApplication
-National Guar😛 http://tinyurl.com/NG-App
-Mobile Infantry: http://tinyurl.com/lbwuyq
-eUS Army: http://tinyurl.com/armyapplication
-Airborne: https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dEV1cTdTLUhUVkhmeGRTbThrVGQzV3c6MA
-Marine Corps: http://tinyurl.com/MarineApp
-SEAL Team 6: http://tinyurl.com/SEALsLikeItWet
-Bad Company: https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?hl=en_US&formkey=dHBJN3RDRkFOTDBoNnBDcE82NVh3SkE6MQ#gid=0
-EZ Company: https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dGdaY3h6cVA3UkhSMmMwYUh2T21YV3c6MA

And I'll probably catch hell for it, but if you're not in any of them and refuse to join, contact someone who knows for the Arm America link. I won't post it here because there's no need for it to get flooded by pig disgusting ONE members.