[Ragequitting is still cool?]

Day 1,293, 18:52 • Published in USA USA • by Ian John Locke IV

So it's apparently still all the rage to ragequit this game. Does anyone else realize that these people are just starved for attention and don't believe a normal quit would garner the support or sympathy they crave? Does anyone else realize that these people are trying to cap a vastly unimpressive time in the game with something that is meant to be stunning? Quite frankly it's disappointing. On top of that, has anyone else noticed that some of the UIP's ragequit articles seem the same... in fact a lot of them do.

So many of them seem to follow the format of:
1) Bash another party, the USWP is the party to hate, so hate on them for unoriginal reasons but personally because I couldn't compete with them in the UIP
2-5) Release old information that most everyone has seen except the newbs about some player or another.
6) Post old picture of Fionia, who is barely even playing this game and doesn't even play in the eUS anymore, because she played the political module better than you did.
7-end) Masterbate some more to look original

Now, in case you didn't know, I've severed my ties with the USWP but it used to be a fantastic party. Now it seems to be where Henry Arundel (Pfeiffer) launches every month's failed presidential candidacy from (to each their own) and Elmie acts like a democratically elected dictator. That aside, prior to a few months ago, it was the best party in the United States. It has been several months since it has needed out-of-party blockers for the 25th, unlike other parties (*cough* UIP *cough😉 and it almost always had the best success rate of any party when people logged in on the 26th. Fionia was part of that, why do you think they hate her so? She, while still being in high school, embarrassed and outplayed so many of the adults who play this game. She moved on to more important things, like getting laid (which I doubt Pheno could do unless he met a blind ferret who was willing to crawl up his... nevermind), and getting a real education.

Maybe it's just me, but petty (and quite frankly, inappropriate) attacks such as Pheno's are just there to get attention, but they speak to a larger inferiority complex that the UIP has as a party, especially when compared to Fionia. Add to that, their inability to find a party president worth his weight in drinks during happy hour at a gay bar and you have the most ineffectual 6th-place party in the history of the eUSA. Is it any wonder that we in the American Military Party are about to take over their spot? Is it any wonder they flat out suck?