[PotUS] EXECUTIVE ORDER 66
Day 3,547, 22:40
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by Derphoof
The Peace of Dio be upon you, brothers and sisters. For today, a great wrong in our nation’s history has been made right...
In 2010, Woxan declared that America was to be a Dioist nation, via executive order.
In 2015, Gnilraps shamefully reversed that decision with his own executive order.
In the past six months, this nation has spread its great borders far and wide. We encompass a great many people, by sheer force of will.
We have spread the Dioist values of friendship, peace, and tolerance amongst the nations of the world.
IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE, AND WITH A SINGLE MANLY TEAR ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEK THAT I REDRESS ONE OF THE GREATEST WRONGS IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
FOR TODAY, THE NATION WILL KNOW PEACE. THE NATION WILL KNOW LOVE.
AMERICA WILL BE COVERED IN PURE SANDS OF PAKISTAN.
FOR WE... ARE BAD DUDES. /V/IRGINIZED IN THE HOLY TRADITION.
WE ARE A DIOIST NATION, AND WILL FORGE ON AS SUCH.
SO, BE IT KNOWN, THAT MY LAST ACT AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES IS THE FOLLOWING:
1. THE REINSTATEMENT OF DIOISM AS THE NATIONAL RELIGION OF THE eUNITED STATES
2. FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE TERM (1.5 HOURS), THE REORGANIZATION OF THE eUS DERPHOOF ADMINISTRATION INTO THE "AMERICAN DIOIST CALIPHATE," WITH RAINY SUNDAY AS MY HIGH PRIEST AND GNILRAPS AS ETERNAL VICE-PRESIDENT.
I love Dio with all my being, and I encourage each of you to find him, and spread his love throughout the Earth. Only through love can peace be established.
“I believe in the sun, even though it is slow in rising.
I believe in you, without realizing.
I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.
I believe in truth, even though people lie.
I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.
I believe in Dio Brando, even though he is silent.”
Book of Dio, Chapter 11
I believe in you, without realizing.
I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.
I believe in truth, even though people lie.
I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.
I believe in Dio Brando, even though he is silent.”
Book of Dio, Chapter 11
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GLORY TO DIO!
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IN DIO WE TRUST
GLORY TO DIO!
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Dio is very close to earning me a forfeit point.
GLORY TO DIO!
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Too much kool aid today?
What the hell? o.O
YES. GOOD.
The atheists will displace you and establish reason and order as the ruling principals of this country.
Well, at least it won't be Churchists
votado
GLORY TO DIO!
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GLORY TO DIO!!!
That was about time!
Misuse of power by CP in my eyes. 🙁
Down with anyone that dictates any kind of religion an a nation!
The Church Of Latter Day Harambe is the true path!
If this nation has spread its great borders far and wide and we have encompassed a great many people, by sheer force of will. Why, since we are so big and bad, are we so afraid of Serbia?
A vile dis-service to democracy and to civil society. Hopefully this will quickly be over-turned by your successor.
No gods and no masters, please. Dioism = racism.
Just goes to show, you know nothing of Dio.
Y evidentemente no sabes nada del racismo.
Haha eres muy tanto. Tristemente, conozco racismo. Si tu supieras Dioism, conocias Dio y su amor y su paz.
Peri, Dio dijo, "This is a call of arms. A call of arms for peace, to love and live together.... This is the message of Peace. Peace through harmony, Peace through love. Always."
Jugaremos, con amor por todos las personas del mundo, pero tambien por diversion.
Este es el mission por los Dioists. Paz con amor. Igualmente. Siempre.
¡Qué verguenza! Amigo, usted es un hispanohablante pero no se ofende por la afirmación de que 'entre el epicentro de la corrupción estaban los españoles'?
Si, yo hablo español un poco. Pero, no estoy ofendido por las palabras.
Es un juego. En realidad, Dio es de Suecia. Pero, se burlo de los "Swedes."
Dio hizo lo imposible. Hizo su propia diversion y hizo el juego mejor, ganando contra los "wigs."
Dio dijo, "The wigs are our real enemies, and we should fight against them and their capitalist ways."
¡Abajo las pelucas! 🙂
En la vida real, mi hijo y mis nietos son ciudadanos españoles. Esa es la razón por la que considero ofensivo el "dióismo". No creo que el hacer insultos sobre mi familia sea gracioso.
As the current President, I shall leave Executive Order 66 in place in memory of Derp's 6 months of dedicated service to our great nation.
#Resist
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#Resist #RememberHarambe
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This is like Trump undoing all of Obama's good.
Except then I'd have to be Obama.
It's okay, you're the eternal VP. The highest of achievements.
All HAIL The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It rains sauce down upon DIO
The Pastafarians strike again - complete with garlic bread!
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We have truly fallen from His Grace, may Saint Harambe forgive you of this grave sin
They will cry out and beg St. Harambe for mercy, but mercy will not be given!
Dio worship got boring in 2012. Dio has become an excuse to publish content synonymous w/ the phrase "I've run out of ideas."
And do not forget, only 9 people endorsed this message. Big fail it is.