[PME] Announcing Kody's Tin Can Program! Free food for all!

Day 5,286, 06:34 Published in USA USA by Tito Magnus

Hello readers! Our glorious leader President Kody has seen fit to appoint me and fellow Federalist Party Congressman Lolo MF Combodo to head a new government subsidy program. Titled "Kody's Tin Can Program" (named after the tin canteen soldiers eat out of), this food subsidy will literally give away 200 Q5 food FOR FREE to anyone who comments on the daily posts in the eUSA feed. These posts will be made by myself, Tito Magnus, and Lolo in our roles as Congressmen.

If there's one thing I learned in college, it's that you never pass up on free food. Make sure to check the national feed every day to sign up for your free food stipend courtesy of our great leader President Kody! Keep your eyes out later today for the first post!

Glory to the Federalist Party! Glory to President Kody! Glory to America!

P.S. Big thanks to Lolo for coming up with the name and explaining it to me!