***Myth of 2 clicking Returns***
Lord Bernin
Hello friends,
I promised my dear friend ULJUH (Ukhad lo jo ukhadna hai) that I will write a sequel to his article ***Myth of 2 clicking***. So, here it is.
When we are new and we see people with 20,000 strength and we look at our strength and it is only 100 or 200, we think that the game is sh*t (well, it is 😛
)
Often, we are advised to 1) Upgrade Training Ground when the offer comes. 2)2-click (just work and train) for a while. 3) Return when strength is high
This advice is terrible for new people!
WHY?(Vijay has trolled me enough, its my turn now 😃
)
Once upon a time, our dear Vijay stumbled upon this sh*tty game and he joined it. He was the terrible condition of India and decided to do something. However, 10 minutes after he joined, he gets a message from the official stalker of eIndia, Lord Bernin asking him to come to IRC. There, he advises him to 2-click and build strength. He tries to follow it but he has no gold to upgrade TG and the offer feels like it will never come again! Poor Vijay 2 clicks daily, fights occasionally when his adrenaline is pumping for India, but eventually feels, "What the heck, this sh*t is boring, why am I here?"
So, right after you join the game,
1) Join a Military Unit (preferably Indian Armed Forces)- It has almost all the active players and the chat and shout feed are always buzzing with activity
2) Upgrade your TG when the offer comes. Generous players and the government helps with loans. Ask us!
3) Start a newspaper, if you ask seriously, people will give you 2 gold to start one.
4) Join a party and be politically active. Trust me, we rarely throw chairs around like our real Lok Sabha.
Final Words: 2-clicking as a concept evolved when players would quit the game due to being busy or other reasons and not login at all and would come back to find themselves 100 times weaker than the rest (me for example 🙁
). Thus, now most people who are busy, still work and train daily and fight when needed. This is good for old players or if something comes up or you have exams for the month or you have a huge project at work.
However, this is NOT what new players need to be told.
Have fun, fight, make friends and most of all, ENJOY!
Hamesha aapke saath,
Lord Bernin
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any easy way to make pics small? 😛
you have to edit the image on your computer and then upload it here.
that's what i dont wanna do 😑
zoom out and use prntscreen app
thats what i eventually did 😛 even sent that on whatsapp
Cat, dog and wth is the first one...You are watching the "Animal planet"
it says it will be a butterfly, so i guess a magnified caterpillar 😃
looks more like a llama than a caterpillar..
hahaha, thats why i said magnified caterpillar
Good article eGrandpa
nice avatar 😉
tashan 😛
You call this trolling?
/me sick of ekidernin
I am not a born troll like you, this is a serious article 😛
I agree with you bernin. We have to give them something to do daily. I think on of the things can be them fighting daily. When they have some money we should ask them to run some companies. That way they will not be dependent on dispatch.
you mean like homework? do 2 click and enjoy
no fight too
Bernin do you hav the census of players in each division. I wanted to know the pop. in div4.
I don't have the census and I forgot who did it 🙁