[MOMS] eUSA Disappeared Off The Map of eWorld

Day 1,435, 02:09 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by av khan


Hi peepsies,

I was patrolling a mountain are (location not told due to military reasons) as a part of my military duty in Lashkar



When I heard movement inside a cave while I was passing by it.
Truth is, I am a scaredy cat and I am in army only because of free food and stuff they give us. So naturally, I was afraid. No, it simply curdled my blood. No, I was afraid to the point of death. Umm even that doesn't explain it. Now now, don't laugh at me please.

So my first thought was running back to base and saying I saw a whole military unit here so I had to make a tactical retreat. But then a thought occurred to me If it was some severely wounded enemy. I might capture them or kill them and get myself some medals and may promotion as well if I were to say that I fought a whole military unit and while others ran away I succeeded in capturing these 1or 2 guys. Oh the dreams it brought in my mind. The fame, I would have. And pretty girls. And money! Hahahahaha! I might be able to retire early and spend time with some curvy girls.



So, thinking this and praising my own intelligence, I decided to check it myself. I quickly pointed my gun at the entrance of the cave, took position at its side and tried to listen inside but didn't hear anything. So I decided to peek inside. But what I saw was quite unexpected. There seemed to be someone lying inside at one corner of the cave under a cloth as though trying to hide O_o Thought apparently they were unaware of my presence. So with last image of the curves of a girl in my mind. I entered the cave shouting, 'Don't move or I will shoot'. Oh boy, was I near wetting my pants at that time of fear. BUT still no response. I stared and then an evil grin spread across my face. The girls seemed so real to me now. I could almost touch em! So I moved forward and wrenched the cloth from above the guy. But what happened next was completely unexpected as well and made me scream. As soon as the cloth was removed the man under it jumped up and started screaming.
Poland! Serbia! Spain!
Save me!
Poland! Serbia! Spain!
Save me!

I stopped halfway through my own scream and stared at the man, thinking 'What The Heck' but he wouldn't stop.



Poland! Serbia! Spain!
Save me!

By now I had lost all thoughts of girls (curvy or otherwise), so surprised was I.
So I pointed my gun towards the entrance of cave and shot a single bullet.
Again I was surprised, as at the sound of bullets immediately the man fell down on the floor of cave now shivering and muttering, almost pleading. 'Poland. Serbia. Spain. Save me. Savvee meeeee!'

Granted that I am a pervert and a greedy person but I am not an animal so I decided to leave him alone on his own as he didn't look like a soldier or anything dangerous. But spent the day mourning the cuties who had died in my dreams 🙁

However that mystery was solved today when I saw a newspaper with heading.

'eUSA Disappeared Off The Map of The eWorld'

While the details described that after eSpain, ePoland and eSerbia, NEd eUSA. eUSA had disappeared from the map of the world.



And was found in a cave by other members of TERRA shivering and muttering:
Poland! Serbia! Spain!
Save me! Save me!

Note: This story is a total work of fiction and contrary to this eUSA has stood up to the challenge as far as I know. This was made just for laughs of it and shouldn't in any way be considered truth or trolling, As I have a few very precious eAmerican friends.