[MoFA] Éire-Uk Relations Update

Day 4,777, 08:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Irish Foreign Ministry


Citizens of Ireland,

I write this update to you as the clock ticks down on the peace proposal between our rising nation and that of the United Kingdom.

In recent months we've enjoyed great relations with our neighbor. They've assisted us to prevent wipes from Asterian invaders and have been a consistent partner in a ping-pong style training war. One could state that the past few months have been the greatest alignment of our nations in game history.

Unfortunatley this relationship is beginning to crumble and a renewed sense of rivalry is starting to bubble.

Over the past week, the Country President of the United Kingdom has brought truth to the words of Albert Einstein when he said; "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." In this case, it was enquired as to whether Ireland would permit the United Kingdom engage in a training war with Argentina who is based within the Irish region of Mayo. On all three enquiries - the Irish government explained our stance and provided clear and just reasons as to why we opposed their proposition. In an attempt to change the record, the same question was submitted to Ireland with Argentina being replaced with Serbia who are based in the Irish region of Dublin. Again we refused based off the exact same reasons as given for Argentina. Unsatisfied with our answers, the UK Country President said he would resort to talking in Asterian channels.

Yesterday, Day 4,776, the day after the discussions of training wars. The UK President starting making threats of ending the Irish-United Kingdom training war should Irland not put "a short leash" on one of our citizens. Said citizen is a long time friend of Ireland and historically speaking was one of our biggest rivals. In Version 1 days, every Irish soldier feared the sight on Alfa on the battlefield. The tide has changed and he has become one of our good comrades for a multitude of reasons, a key one being our similar interests in how to enjoy this game. While holding Irish citizenship, the UK CP believes that Alfas actions are the responsibility of the Irish government. On the contrary, while Alfa holds British citizenship, he is not the responsability of his British government and is classified as a rogue solo agent. Do you see the hypocrisy?


British dissatisfaction with Irelands recent rise in strength is evident in all ways the UK Country President has addressed us. They have sought to slow our Training Wars and utilize our partners. They have failed to create a successful system themselves. With 12 regions, they operated only 3 Training Wars, one of which was with Ireland; the other two with Bulgaria and Romania who run rampant across their cores eliminating the potential of British profits. Meanwhile here in Ireland we have operated 5 Training Wars from our 6 core regions - a cause of jealousy amongst the bitter and ineffective British President.

Fed up with the constant efforts to goad us into some sense of turmoil, we persevered and cut to the chase when we told the British government - if you want to end our Training War, send a Peace Proposal and we will accept it. They did just that alongside issuing some profantiies directed at us.

Comically, in informing his own congress of these developments, the British President pinned all the blame to Ireland. He stated that Ireland "may (randomly) end up a bit of a difficulty" and described the end of our training war and warm relations as "a bit of a downer".

Not once did Ireland say we would be a problem, not once did we say we wanted to end our training war. We gave reasons to reject British Training Wars utilizing our partners based in our cores and we denied any responsability for the actions of a United Kingdom Legend XX in United Kingdom battles. The entire decision was made by the United Kingdom Government at which they had to lie to their population about.



In conclusion,

be careful for what you wish for,
cause you might just get it,
you might just get it,
you might just get it.



*Ireland denies any accusation that we are the Pussycat Dolls.