[Loathing] How to lose regions and alienate people...
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by WayneKerr
'Congress have a duty. A duty to the eUK people that vote them. This duty consists of looking after our fun and entertainment.' A great man once said that, I forget who now, maybe me or Chaz... possibly Leo. Either way it's bloody true! Unless you have been living under a rock recently or stuck in New Era, you would have heard of the mighty TWO v CoT war that looms. It's beginning to get a tad boring now, and the eUK can change all that!
eUSA and by extension the alliance known as Circle of (mis)Trust have repeatedly slapped our long time allies and brothers, the fun loving Serbs, in the face. The eAmericans blame them for the retardness of their internal politics, singling out our friends as the main perpetrators of the eUSA 'PTO', repeatedly trying to undermine Serbia's power and bonuses by failing (along with the help of the French) to relieve the Serb Empire of regions. As a staunch defender of the Serb's, I believe the eUK have a duty to protect our friends from such bullies.
This is us, beating the USA... See how pretty it looks?
This is why I call on the eUK Congress to do the one thing that makes sense. Natural Enemy the eUSA. Let's finally get this show on the road. As a founding member of TWO, surely we would have the full backing of our alliance, seeing who it is aimed at. 'But Wayne, you crazy dentist!', I hear you all cry, 'surely this would be suicide for our useless small country!' Under normal circumstances this would indeed be the case.
But this is day 2013!
Normal rules don't apply. (and no one, even in RL likes Americans)
I can see a few of you are still not convinced. Yes, words mean nothing, allow me to show you through actions. Congress, I require your help. DO YOUR DUTY! Let me show you all why you should have voted Wayne! Let us reclaim 'New England', let us spread the letter U to those that have decimated our language, let us finally have some extra bonuses!
ARE YOU WITH ME eUK?
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First vote, but needs more Cyg ❤
Been saying for awhile that eUSA will invade eUK!
But I suggest we invade them...
I was arguing your point! ):
Pre-emptive like a boss
like a boss
Strength and Honour?
Voted with both hands.
voted
you guys have bawls and I respect that o7
Pwn McDonalds!
o7
Have no fear WE are here : D
"WE shall fight on the beaches, WE shall fight on the landing grounds, WE shall fight in the fields and in the streets, WE shall fight in the hills; WE "ARE" NEVER SURRENDER!"
YES YES YES! The Skatalites fully endorse this act of aggressiveness \o/
name a decent ska band from across the pond?
Thats what I thought too...
I dunno bro, they have a LOT of guns.... and crazies.
But we have cunning and derring do!
also baw....does baw work in our favour?
We turn the baw to our advantage!
You read the baw in the US media? I know we have it down here in the eUK, but you reckon it can beat the USA baw?
You have Chaz and Wayne, who needs anything else?
Leo and Pat?
We should all go eAntartica and set up a master race.
one problem there me old fruit... We need some females!
I'm sure there is a few lying about, Chaz is the man
Pat change your name to Patricia Harper and lets get going!
Hate to be a party pooper here guys, but I think the game mechanics of reproducing would get in the way of that plan...
At least we would have the pool.
there are penguins.....
@Pat. A few females lying about gets my vote!
luckily it's the people without the guns who are the crazies... mostly
respect and regards from Serbia.. o7
We are with you! : D
I really appreciate this response to the American ugliness published earlier today. You do the British sense of humour proud! \o/
It's about the only thing we are good at!
racism too, we good at that
You got some balls! 😃
Reclaim your colonies, we will fight alongside you! o/
The title's accurate.
Just showing how little eUKers understand international politics LOL
Humour is often substituted in place of fear..
Hope they do it!
Shh little American. Hush now.
Love all the Serbs supporting this article. Serbs running the eUS PTO at that. How deliciously ironic.
Don't blame others for your internal failings...
Nothing internal about Hanibal LA
baw is all I saw then... sorry. Your lies won't wash with us, i'm afraid. We know the truth.
Wayne is a prophet, and you are all too scared to follow him.
My CP idea exposed :3
told you, pay me and I'll return to your side once more... Wayne&BA the winning team!
Excellent title.
Me voto loooong and haaaard. Me luve you loooong tiiiime Mr Wayne.