[ilphen] You are a pirate!

Day 2,385, 07:51 • Published in Denmark Germany • by ilphen


Hey DK!

I'm running for CP. It's time for some change in the Danish policies regarding... well.. everything!
It has been too long since we actively did anything and June is the perfect month to become Pirates.


Mood music!
Do what you want cause a pirate is free!



Yes, that's my plan for June, I will turn Denmark into a pirate nation, which means tons of parties, lots of drinking, whoring and raiding whatever we can to continue drinking and whoring!
The semihibernation of the past few months is annoying me, so the first thing I do will be to introduce a new government position: the coffee guy.

Since dermont has years of experience as a grumpy coffee guy I'll make him do that job! Yeah, of course I didn't ask him, as a pirate we simply take what we want. In this case a grumpy derpmont. We should also totally attack some countries randomly as soon as an opportunity shows up so we can stock up on booze and whores!


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Besides the coffee guy I'm going to rely on some of our old folks to help, n0s3 and Libertas are certain to be part of my government, but I'll present a complete cabinet in my next article.
And unlike the last few weeks/months I will have waaay too much time on my hands in June, so I'll be around 24/7.

All of the my plans will obviously be in accord with PTO prevention and safety of the country, that's a nobrainer.

So if you feel a pirates way of life is for you, make sure you vote ilphen on election day!


\o

ilphen