[GREYSKULL] Hemanigans, Take Back the Power!

Day 2,133, 11:08 • Published in Canada Spain • by Wilfie
...and our balls!


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Some of you have likely noticed the recent activity of a new player who goes by the name Sal T. Balls. In a little under a month, Sal has taken over a long-standing and well-reputed party known as Ministry of Opportunity to blasphemy politics with Shenanigans Party. On top of this, Sal has defaced other people’s articles with pro-rational and uninflammatory comments, and even mocked the much loved GINGER series with Girls Day Tuesdays that depicted half-naked, well-muscled young men with suggestive ‘come hither’ looks melting from their youthful faces. And worst of all, not a single picture of Justin Bieber. How terribly unpatriotic.

I’ve deduced that this player is not quite what she appears to be. That’s right, she. Sal T. Balls is obviously a twelve year-old girl. So it's Sally Takes Balls, not Salvatore Balls or Salvino Balls or Salamander Balls, as one might expect. Well boys, we all know the internet, especially eRepublik, is no place for pro-rational, boy-loving young girls. It belongs to territorial hormonal boys and dirty old men with too much time on their hands. Being both hormonal and elderly (x7 birthdays/year have that effect), I say it is time to stand up and combat this take-over of eCanadian politics and media. Time to at those that threaten to drive GINGER Thursdays from eCanada. Time to get our Balls back from Sally!


Do it for the Tiger! Richard Parker, don't leave us.

To that end, I aim to take back Shenanigans and make it Hemanigans. I am to reclaim the media by combating Girls Day with GREYSKULL, an appreciation day for the greyheaded ladies of the world. Hemanigan’s GREYSKULL Sundays will help turn this country around and give it back to the ones that made it 3/4 of what it is today (the other 1/4 being off-limits due to NAP).

So all those who love the Greys, show SheHemanigans your support. And all those not yet into the Greys, it doesn’t hurt to start now because you’ll be there soon enough (even without x7 birthdays/year, life goes by quickly).


Carpe Balls: Take Them Back Now!


GREYSKULL Senior Sundays now presents your grey-haired lasses, and lassies:


(Anne Murray: The Bieber of Blue-haired Baby Boomers and rubber baby buggy bumpers)












(Betty White the Grey, a true goddess of the Golden Girls…Betty 4 CP?)


(Don’t let the red dye fool you, she's actually a Grey. Hiding the fact = Carol is a lesser comedian than Betty)

To end off, for dog lovers, too:



(Greyhounds, the noble breed of all grey mutts)


Remember, don’t let the political and media invasion continue.

Who has the power?


GREYSKULLS, WE HAVE THE POWER!