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Day One: Recap

We saw 2 re-spins that resulted in $1000 going into Free Parking. Too bad Gabz landed on it while it was empty! shadowber crushed his article and Dinnyin impressed everyone by cramming his 24 hour challenge into about 45 minutes, successfully spamming the crap out of the Fed Forum at the very last moment. Killing Time is putting the finishing touches on his article. And sadly we had someone fail to meet their deadline, dishonoring themselves and bringing shame upon their friends and family.



Kody5, you disgust me. Your challenge was so simple and yet you weren’t able to pull it off. Since you were our very first spinner, not to mention my boss, I tried to show you mercy and extend your deadline. But a quick poal on the forum revealed everyone hates you and wants you to burn.

This game is nothing if not fully interactive, so swing on over to the Fed Forum and light this piece of crap up. If forums aren’t your thing, send him a message! Kody5, I know you haven’t been back that long, but I think it might be time for another extended hiatus.


YOU SPIN I WIN: DAY TWO

After Dinnyin’s impressive last-second completion he decided to throw a little money into Free Parking, bringing the total up to $1500!! That’s not even the biggest prize on the wheel, so let’s see what fate has in store for today’s spinners.

Shadowber: My body is ready.

FG: THEN SPIN THAT WHEEL!


shadowber, you win $100!!!

Shadowber: Yay! Now I’m only $400 in the hole!

FG: You should’ve stuck with your first spin. It was a good one.

A creepy figure suddenly appears, it’s long hair blowing gently in the breeze.

Yui: I would like to spin your wheel.

ACK! Where did you come from?

Yui: I was here the whole time. Spin please.

FG: you know you have to do the thing the wheel says to do, right?

Yui: Yes.

FG: It might involve doing something.

Yui: Yes.

FG: Hmmm. Alright then. Yui, SPIN THAT WHEEL!



That one was so perfect for you!!! But...whatevs. $500 added to FREE PARKING!!!


Yui, create a dating profile to help you find love in eRep. You have 24 hours to comply.

Yui: What is love?

FG: If you do well, you may find out.

(omg he actually did it. I just lost a bet.)

Gabrielz_Horn: Aw man, I want to do that one! I need a girlfriend.

FG: One of these spaces might have a girlfriend for you. There's only one way to find out.



What a shame. That was a good one. $500 added to FREE PARKING!!! It’s now at $2500!!!


Gabrielz_Horn: What’s the weirdest internet rabbit hole you’ve ever been down?

Gabz: I was looking up hacker websites and i found kali, it’s been a couple months but i’m still freakin about it.

FG: You went looking for hacker stuff and found hacker stuff? That’s not weird.

Gabz: No, fg, I found THE hacker stuff. I never expected to find anything let alone a legitimate operating system that was specifically for it.

FG: That sounds serious. Ok, I’ll allow it!

MCKitKat: You Americans are so strange.

FG: MCKitKat, what are you doing here? You hate fun.

MCKK: I don’t hate it. I despise it.

FG: Well, you wanna spin anyway?

MCKK: More than anything.


MCKitKat, it’s time for your newspaper to get a facelift. I will make you a new banner for your paper. You’re welcome.

MCKitKat: I now know what fun is- Letting other people do stuff for you!


Kody5: Can I spin??


FG: Kody… you can never spin the wheel ever again.
*spits*


DAY THREE

Gabrielz_Horn...Our most loyal spinner… you’ve landed on free parking, you’ve won new graphics for your paper, you landed on a super easy question space. Do you dare press your luck?

Gabz: I DARE! I DARE!

FG: Then spin that wheel!!!


Gabz, you win $1000!!!

Gabz: Well hot diggity dog!

FG: Your luck seems endless! Everyone is burning with envy.

MCKitKat: That’s nothing. I can beat that.

FG: You seem confident. Spin the wheel, baby!



MCKK- Troll an enemy nation

MCKK: Which one? I’m not from eUSA.

FG: Ladies choice. I’d only say they should be enemies of the eUSA.

He posted it before I posted that he spun for it. That’s pro. Check it out HERE. No punches pulled

DungeonMaster: Give me the meat spin FG. And if I have to write four articles keep in mind the name of my paper.

FG: The wheel may choose you to write an article specifically because the name of your paper. She’s weird sometimes.



FMK- fingerguns, melissa rose, molly emma- GO!

DungeonMaster: Marry, kill, f*ck. In that order.

DM: Is that the right answer?

FG: I dunno, is it?

HaleKane: I WANNA SPIN!!!!

FG: Your wish is my command.



HaleKane, you have been keeping a secret. Time to spill the beans.

HaleKane: Reason why I left erepublik last year and resigned from my USAF CO post was due to Brain Cancer. Fair enough?

[insert awkward silence]

FG: Do you, uh, still have brain cancer?

HK: All good. Had to cut off my man bun though.

FG: Sounds like the real secret was that you had a man bun.

Psyberton: Are you still taking spinners today? I wanna go!!!



I can’t believe you didn’t want that one. Money pls. That’s $3k now in FREE PARKING!!!


Psyberton, write a poem about me.

Psy: Oh, that’s easy. I write poems about you all the time.

FG: Uh… well this has to be a new one. Also maybe make it safe for work?

Psy: *sigh* I can try. (and here it is)

The ground shifts slightly, drawing everyone’s attention. What was that?? The dirt begins to move before a crusty old hand shoves through, reaching into the air

Zombie: [muffled]

FG: Who is that? Are you trying to say something, zombie?

Another hand reaches up and a figure climbs out of the ground

FG: Oh dang, it’s Malarkey83. What’s up buddy?

Malarkey: braaaaaaaains

FG: Too true!! You wanna spin this wheel?

Malarkey: spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin



Malarkey, you have won a single gold coin.

Malarkey: Oh, awesome! Hey, I’m going to throw $1000 on Free Parking. Just because.

FG: Just becaaaause you’re super cool? We know. You’ve got nothing to prove. Thanks for the money though!

Shadowber: Fingerguns… I need another spin. I can’t get enough of this wheel.

FG: Hello again, shadowber. Sure, man, you can…

Shadowber: SPINNNN


I think you’re just addicted to spinning. No judgement, though. That’s $4500 in FREE PARKING!!!


shadowber, propose a new logo and motto for the Feds

Shadowber: Ok… done.. Can I spin again now?

FG: You have to wait until tomorrow, you junkie.

Yui: Is it too late for me to spin today?

FG: You did such a good job on your dating profile, I will fire up the wheel just for you.


I ain’t even mad. We just hit $5000!!


Yui, we should be a monarchy. You have 48 hours to convince the nation.

Yui: Oh. Um. Oh.

Everyone: That’s a good one. This game is so fun. FG...you’re the best. We love you.

FG: Aw shucks, guys. You sure know how to make a girl blush.

Join me tomorrow when the wheel will be back with some new spaces, some new prizes, $5000 in FREE PARKING!! I will also join that hot pile of dog feces named Kody5 for A Very Special Episode of Fed Radio.

Check it out here at 1800erep beam.pro/FedRadio




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