[FEDS] VOTE FEDS FOR CONGRESS!

Day 5,817, 19:54 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


Behold, Feds!

It's your favorite horsef*****, Derphoof, saddling up for another round of the Congressional elections!

Now, folks, it's no secret that we're facing challenges out here in eRepublik. But, fear not! The Feds are here to provide a strong list for congress, to renew our proud and horny patriotism!


The Federalist Party has always been about country, party, and being horny on an absolutely unhinged level. I did a cum tribute to Hamilton once, no lie. We're the true proud and horny patriots of the eUS, and our hearts beat with the intensity of a thousand throbbing c****.

Our party stands for the benefit of every eCitizen, from California to Chongqing. We believe in a government that works for the people, not the other way around. So, if you want a party that'll fight tooth and nail for the eUSA, look no further than the Federalists!



As the polls open for Congress, I encourage you to get active. Vote for the Feds, and together, let's amplify the voice of the people. This is not merely a vote; it's a statement for good governance. Your support will contribute to a productive government that works for the whole nation.

Make a collective impact and shape the future of eAmerica. I can feel your pent up patriotism. I encourage you to vote for the Feds and blow your load all over the ballot box.

Yours,