[FEAR] The Dutch are coming!
WayneKerr
So it appears the crazy liberals over in the land of clogs and tulips have decided to take the law into their own hands and allow the good honest stoners of the eUK the chance to sit around, eat crisps and resolve our differences in the best way possible. By getting shit faced. Thank you the people of Clogland, I for one salute you.
So what's in store for us in the coming days:
A wide selection of green and no more standing outside in the cold waiting ...
Hell, someone else will even roll 'em for you... Bonus.
Not only will such a beard be acceptable in public, smoking a phat one will too!
Even Jesus approves!
Life don't seem all that bad under Dutch control to be honest... Could be worse!
Could be the French...
So join me eUK in welcoming the Dutch. The saviours of the eUK. A wise man once sai😛
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the f*cking effort. There is a difference.”
So reach for your rizla and meh at the situation, sit back in a comfy chair and inhale deeply... Now exhale. Problem? No problem.
Comments
Lol
hahahaha!
hot as usual 😉
\o/ Dutch give us weed we'll give you TUP.
Excellent article. I'm looking forward to copious amounts of marijuana.
Also, Viva Bill Hicks!
"I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah."
Voted and laughed...we're doomed : (
Doomed? They are coming to share weed, giggles and space raider crisps. Nowt doomy about that my friend...
Lol, voted, nice work Wayne. I hope the Dutch beat us now 😛
Voted for Great Justice
I for one, welcome our pot smoking double dutch overlords
The weed covers the smell of fear just nicely
Don't forget to bring the prossies!!
Now thats an article o7
lol'd
Dammit what is going to be of eUK i fear of our freedom 😒
I had to laugh at this...we hope you enjoy the weed we bring!
Hopefully our glorious leader won't be indulging in any "Dutch courage"...he's bad enough when he's sober.
@Emergy, the Prophet Bill Hicks, long may he remain in our memory. o7
Resistance is futile!
@Morsik KSC
\o/ Dutch give us weed we'll give you TUP.
x2 ROFL
Hop Holland Hop!
Err I mean... Land of Hope and Glorrry!
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zigzags for the win!!! o7
can you tiptoe in clogs?
v61 LOL
/me rollows a fat 1 ready o7
After reading this I have a bad case of the munchies!
Horice (:
ridiculous, NE has been approved with one vote 🙂
kem op NEderlands
@Lady Macebeth: they have no congress, only a president. They did surprisingly well to beat us in Vestlandet without access to their treasury and two MPPs.
will you guys hurry up and invade,i wanna splif
I lol'ed. Voted.
We're doomed ! We're all doomed!!
We've got to stick it up 'em. They don't like it up 'em.
increase taxes on the munchies to 100% we could benefit from this now.