[Euro MoFA] Important, Completely Serious Foreign Affairs Update
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'Sup eAussies,
I apologise for this very late update. I decided just to throw something together last minute to keep you all informed. To be honest, it’s been a hectic first week as your Minister for Foreign Affairs (Europe). I can safely say, I deeply regret taking on this position and I have been as unproductive as possible this past week. No, no. Don’t thank me. Please. I’m just doin’ my job folks.
So, let’s see what I’ve been up to this past week.
I started off by sending out a t!t load of insulting messages to my counterparts as well as the CPs of each and every European country, even countries NOT in Europe per se, such as ePakistan, eIran, eEgypt, eSaudi Arabia, eIsrael, and the eUAE, despite my portfolio technically not pertaining to these regions. It was exhausting.
I promise you, I was just resting my eyes.
While sending out these messages, I managed to coerce eSerbia and ePoland to agree to wipe eChile and eIndonesia off the map for eternity.
I assure you that the deal we made is absolutely binding and is as tight as a virgin's p*ssy.
The rest of the cabinet has been a b*tch to work with. The worst one, I can honestly say, has been DraimAlexander. He’s all like, “Maybe we should work hard this month, guys.”
Needless to say, the rest of the cabinet was not very receptive of his hardworking, arrogant attitude.
I’ve also been providing fantastic advice to our beloved CP, irule777. Just yesterday, I announced my brilliant plans to solve ALL of eAustralia’s foreign policy difficulties.
I know, I know. It’s perfect. I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before.
Anyways, I’m looking forward to what the rest of the month has in store. I’m certain it will provide me with further opportunities to embarrass and humiliate the rest of the government and the people of eAustralia.
Thank you,
Beam me up, scottty!
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Voted SO hard
hahahahaha
V20 S1030
nice 🙂 indo off the map?!?Brazil would love that!
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Most countries would. 😉
Yea well lets see how this BRA-INDO thing goes..
Chile and Indo should be wiped, Brazil can have all Chile's territories outside Australia if they want. I have no problem with it. Destroy Cjile and Indo forever...... and if they can't... well they are useless and not tough... see Poland, and Serbis you have no choice, you just gotta do it now (this bloke would never lie in one of his newspapers, never) so come on Poland and Serbia, do it, you been called suckers !!!!!
well for one thing chile and brazil have MPP...so idk about that... lets hope this goes out the way we want...
I won't report Brzil for foul play if you don't P
I've done worse.
You mean you've had worse, right?
you sure have
Strength and Honour
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\o/ CURSE YOU! GET BACK TO WORK!
Scottty > Jason Bourne ????
🙂
Sarcasm that hard hurts
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"The rest of the cabinet has been a b*tch to work with."
Congratulations and welcome to the world of politics. De-virginisation complete!