[ESO+WRP] Congress elections, innit?
VoodooMike71
Are you bored of voting for the same old parties?
Are you tired of the petty bickering that the so-called “big three” seem determined to waste their time on?
Do your loins yearn for an alternative?
Loins
Then you, my friend, are in luck. Today (well, tomorrow actually) is your lucky day.
You can vote for change
You can vote for ESO + WRP!
Two of the most popular, most innovative, most awESOme parties in the eUK join together, to give YOU - the lucky voter - a chance to break the chains of tradition and vote with your heart.
Cool, huh?
So grasp this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity firmly with both hands. Shake things up a little. Do something different. Seize the moment. State your intent. And - most importantly - make the eUK a better, happier, more enjoyable place to be.
Vote different! Vote ESO +WRP!
Much love,
ESO PP
Comments
Needs moar UKRP.
Generic UKRP Propaganda 'ere
TUP/PCP stuff here
😁^ See? They are your alternatives. Exciting, huh? 🙂
Every Single Chuan...
Break the chains of tradition and vote with your heart! Vote ESO and WRP in the forthcoming Congressional elections.
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signed by the MoFA, MoED & MoF...
Fuck myself amirite
and MoD!
Great article o7
Vote ESO
For the first time in living memory, other parties are now pumping out election articles at an unprecedented rate.
Where ESO + WRP lead, others follow.
Where Chaz leads, I blindly follow....
Perhaps the Wookie needs a new lead? 😛
Do it for Kevin!