[EA] BEHOLD The Barefoot Party
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Hello Once Again Readers,
Taiga is Speaking!
Lately the formation of The Shoe Party has caused a little stir. However, then there was a formation of The Barefoot Party and its creation is monumental and great in all aspects. However, we are now informally natural ENEMIES! The Barefoot Party, thus, formally declares war on The Shoe Party. Prepare for da feet. Get it? hahaha
We have 3 members while The Shoe Party has like 300 so the odds are obviously against the Shoe party. 1 member of the barefoot is (roughly… don’t check my math) 3000 times the count of a The Shoe Party member.
Why we are better:
Shoes are lame
Being barefoot is more comfortable
We have an EnterAwesome
Shoes are lame
We are ranked 37
So what do you say!? Take off those shoes and wiggle your toes and be a national hero by joining the Barefoot Party today!
Join Today!
With ❤
,
Taiga
Warning any humor shown in this article is dangerous to trolls
Comments
TO COOL FOR SHOES
TOO COOL FOR SHOES
SHOES SUCK
SHOES ARE LAME
Da fuq did I just read?
DOWN WITH SHOES
so no socks either?
BAREFOOT NOW!
BAREFOOT FOREVER!
No, socks are the middlemen of evil!
voted
But won't my feet get cold?
Anyway, down with shoes, but with socks and sandals
Or barefeet, whatever floats your boat.
voted.