[CYP-MoFA] The GOATs are at it again
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Dear citizens,
In the last days, while Cyprus was torn apart by a debate aiming to decide if we should either fix the minimum salary at 31.31 CYP or at 31.69 CYP, Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) decided to AirStrike our mighty island.
This operation was part of the actual conflict involving CODE and its allies against Asteria and Hydra. Earlier this month, Cyprus successfully landed in Austria via its AirStrike on Portugal. After conquering Switzerland in Cooperation with Thailand, a first attempt to disturb Cyprus military operations was started by Ukraine, unsuccessfully.
For more context, aimeisan’s excellent newspaper regularly reviews conflict’s evolution
This first important battle for Cyprus (since Portugal refused to fight and since Switzerland didn’t represent any big challenge) allowed the goats to shine, eventually repelling the AirStrike with a 96-50 score, reflecting the cypriot will to avoid contesting air rounds to keep stingers for its allies.
Thanks to its fighters efforts and great allied support, Cyprus defeated Ukraine
It could have been the end of a nice war story, but this didn’t feel legendary enough for the goats, it didn’t feel cypriot enough.
Cypriot Soldier, horny for the kill and waiting for a 2nd enemy
Therefore, I have to thank FYROM, which, after 3 rejected AirStrike laws and a Natural Enemy one, decided to attack Cyprus, thought to be exhausted by its previous fight and its help for friends and especially Argentina. But it was without counting the strength of the GOATs, led by the gre(a)y(t) wizard, that proved once more their bravery and resilience.
Indeed, after a first round that resulted in epics in divisions 2, 3 and 4, Cyprus took only 5 points (D1+D2) while Skopje already had 16. The numerous fyromians legend XX allowed the attacker to develop a big DPS that resulted in this first round win, that could have led Cyprus to give up. But cypriots knew that its enemy could not carry on with such damages on the long run, the only thing that mattered was to make sure that the track would be long enough to allow the goats to outrun the snakes.
Step 1
Step 2
Round 2 finally confirmed this theory as Cyprus finally won all divs, 3 (2,3,4) being epic. Back in the race and driven by their pride, cypriots kept winning, gathering 11 points in round 3 and 22 in round 4, decisive for the final victory. Vardarska did not manage to win a single division after its first round success in divisions 3 and 4 even though they kept fighting, which led to another epic battle in div 4 during the 5th round.
Once more, Cypriots developed a huge amount of damage, which, in addition to foreign help, resulted in FYROM’s plane crash
All of this was possible thanks to your dear readers, whoever you are :
My first appreciation will be directed to our puppet masters, the brave fighters, that asked us to get AirStriked by Vardarska Banovina to empty the storage of its citizens, as goLdeNNN II explained it.
The second will, obviously, be addressed to the aforementioned goLdeNNN, who, as he finally understood how to start a war, decided to attack Cyprus and accomplish the puppets prophecy.
And my final acknowledgment is dedicated to cypriots. Fighting together is always great and yesterday’s campaign proved it once more. United we sikert (yeah this is our motto Hydra).
The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots.
🐐
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The GOATs are at it again
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cyp-mofa-the-goats-are-at-it-again-2696418
FYROM's defeated,
Hail Allies !
- Chain Shout -
Love Goats or go home!!!
Goat power!
🐐
Fighting for allies is always a pleasure, fighting for Cyprus is an honor!
For Cyprus, for Mithra, for GOATS! o7
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The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots
The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots.
voted for CODE
Love Goats or go home!
GOAT UNLINMITED NUCLEAR POWER!!!!
Voted always a pleasure fighting fryom
Vardarska got slapped
o7 brothers goats
No Cat
No Boobs
No TU Lazokrasi
FU
Lazocracy est imperare orbi universo!
ohhhh memories
snif snif
am gonna cry
Am wet ?
maybe
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GOAT POWER!
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No fear when Mithra is there together with other Goata and all allies
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🐐 💪 💪 💪
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you goat them in the azzzzz boiiiis o7 😁
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işte adamı böyle sikerler
The Few
The Proud
The Cypriots o7
Xddddddd
Vardaska Bananova got Banana in their Vardaska.
warp 10 goats !!
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Hail Cyprus !!!
Hail Code !!!
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🐐 power
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God bless the goats o7
o7 GOATS!
I wonder if this article was longer you would come up with more names.
I definitely would!
Excellent. Good for you, keep it up.
He's just good in history... 😉
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In the end I got that FYROM, Skopje, Vardarska and Banovina all the same! lol
The Few
The Proud
The Cypriots o7
🙂 o7
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The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots.
The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots.
The Few
The Proud
The Cypriots
alaloum bloum bloum
🐐 o7
enjoy e-cyprus...
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