[Congress] Dishmcds UK CP... Mr Incompetent
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[Congress] Dishmcds UK CP... Mr Incompetent
Where do I start
What a complete car crash this term has been and I thought Applepleb was bad this guy Dishplate takes it to a whole new level! Appleby I will revise my previous assessment of your term from 0/10 to a solid 1/10. Dish has taken the crown for the worst performing CP.
Now I feel I have to write this article and speak out about the massively incompetent leader we have running the country right now. Dishmcds returned from eDead like myself over a month ago and has jumped straight back in the CP job. The problem is… he is totally unequipped with the common sense skills to carry out the job.
Are we at war with Ireland?
Firstly Ireland… I apologize this is rather embarrassing for us here in the UK.
Well we don't know... Even now as a congressman I couldn't tell you whether I wiped my arse today or not. Dish refuses to give a straight answer even though we voted for war… he is moving the goalposts again.
Firstly Dish released an article talking about possible options these included a direct war with Ireland or an airstrike, which he then ruled out himself for being too expensive. So we were left with a war with Ireland… (Pointless article).
Then he released another article, not from the official government newspaper but from his own newspaper?!? (Weird)... We voted for Direct War.
Then he clicked a button to start a MPP battle and we won. But we still didn't know for sure if we were at war or if this was a training war.. umm. I think Dish was tip toeing into Ireland hoping nobody noticed (lol)
Then France decided to Air Strike Ireland, with no MPPs. Dish Why didn’t you stop them?
However they were winning! OF COURSE because the UK had an open MPP battle (Draw damage) but then our MPP finished and Ireland were able to concentrate all their attention and CO's on France. A simple counter for this is to attack Ireland again and open another MPP battle to draw damage away from our Allies in France. Dish DIDN'T do this? Why not? My only explanation is he doesn't know whether we are at war with Ireland himself.
My question therefore publicly is this… as he cannot answer 40 congressmen is this.
1) Dish what day of the week is it?
2) Do you understand basic erep CP buttons and when to use them?
3) Are we at war with Ireland?
4) I will repeat… Are we at war with Ireland?
5) I’ll repeat again… Are we at war with Ireland?
Update Dish says WAR and our MoD says Training War! FFS how bad will this get its gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen!!![/b]
I am actually split.. do I tell congress to consider the impeachment or do I get my popcorn and enjoy the best LOL entertainment Dish and UKRP have to offer.. No seriously Congress please do the nation a favour and seriously consider impeachment. You don’t even have a PTOer as second in line this time.
BigAnt
Where do I start
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What a complete car crash this term has been and I thought Applepleb was bad this guy Dishplate takes it to a whole new level! Appleby I will revise my previous assessment of your term from 0/10 to a solid 1/10. Dish has taken the crown for the worst performing CP.
Now I feel I have to write this article and speak out about the massively incompetent leader we have running the country right now. Dishmcds returned from eDead like myself over a month ago and has jumped straight back in the CP job. The problem is… he is totally unequipped with the common sense skills to carry out the job.
Are we at war with Ireland?
Firstly Ireland… I apologize this is rather embarrassing for us here in the UK.
Well we don't know... Even now as a congressman I couldn't tell you whether I wiped my arse today or not. Dish refuses to give a straight answer even though we voted for war… he is moving the goalposts again.
Firstly Dish released an article talking about possible options these included a direct war with Ireland or an airstrike, which he then ruled out himself for being too expensive. So we were left with a war with Ireland… (Pointless article).
Then he released another article, not from the official government newspaper but from his own newspaper?!? (Weird)... We voted for Direct War.
Then he clicked a button to start a MPP battle and we won. But we still didn't know for sure if we were at war or if this was a training war.. umm. I think Dish was tip toeing into Ireland hoping nobody noticed (lol)
Then France decided to Air Strike Ireland, with no MPPs. Dish Why didn’t you stop them?
However they were winning! OF COURSE because the UK had an open MPP battle (Draw damage) but then our MPP finished and Ireland were able to concentrate all their attention and CO's on France. A simple counter for this is to attack Ireland again and open another MPP battle to draw damage away from our Allies in France. Dish DIDN'T do this? Why not? My only explanation is he doesn't know whether we are at war with Ireland himself.
My question therefore publicly is this… as he cannot answer 40 congressmen is this.
1) Dish what day of the week is it?
2) Do you understand basic erep CP buttons and when to use them?
3) Are we at war with Ireland?
4) I will repeat… Are we at war with Ireland?
5) I’ll repeat again… Are we at war with Ireland?
Update Dish says WAR and our MoD says Training War! FFS how bad will this get its gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen!!![/b]
I am actually split.. do I tell congress to consider the impeachment or do I get my popcorn and enjoy the best LOL entertainment Dish and UKRP have to offer.. No seriously Congress please do the nation a favour and seriously consider impeachment. You don’t even have a PTOer as second in line this time.
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We might aswel ask Ireland if we are at war with them.. or just TW who knows.
I am not a PTOer 🙁
No, fortunately you're not good enough to manage a PTO.
You're a moron...
Your*
Ajay Bruno
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3. To create a Political Take Over (PTO) group, move to a new nation, claim to be a "patriotic" native, insult the real natives, and claim that the current administration is trying to PTO itself in a mass conspiracy to deny votes to your own PTO only to see plan fail miserably when no one buys your BS.
(urban dictionary)
I'd usually say "classic" in a moment like this but given you've not changed since 2009 it's probably more fitting to say "antique". Just doesn't fucking work though.
Much like everything you've ever done I suppose.
3,4 and 5 are no, no and no
You are not dish.
As much as I hate the dillying and especially the dallying on this subject; the fact that you, Bigant, are the one pushing this agenda against Dish is hilarious.
We may find ourselves once again in a crap position due to the usual eUK rubbish, but you haven't got a leg to stand on when it comes to being CP. Your term was going relatively well if I remember correctly (I may be wrong on this, I have trouble remembering what happened yesterday these days), and then you decide to live up to your reputation and steal all the monies before buggering off.
Whatever Dish does this term, he can never be as bad a CP as you.
Apple has any missing monies I said this a thousand times.
Also Which CP term would you like to refer to? xD
The difference when I was CP is that I made a decision. Sometimes a drunken one around xmas and I stuck by it. I made it work and if I was going to fail I made dam sure I asked everyone and anyone around me to have a go.
Lucky for me I hold and always will one of the finest collection of war time CP terms. Like a said all them years ago.
When UK is ready for war I'm here waiting. And like back then the UK will once again get hungry and want a war they can win.
your xmas term was a shambles, only reason why it could even be seen as a success was due to me and Frag...
and me and Carlini and the gang who had unlimited tanking
free tanking wasn't xmas...
I am referring to your July 2014 term of course and here I'll quote you:
"I decided that the UK did not deserve that money and I took it."
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-my-final-article-bigant-over-and-out--2417242/1/20
I was with a lot of others in that I was relatively impressed with how you'd been doing before you had your meltdown and stole not only the eUK's money, but private investment. Shoddy work mate.
i don't remember writing that wookie
gov org newspaper I see..
Nice try with the fix up xD
You don't remember writing it probably because you were having a complete meltdown. You could've still returned the money though. Bad show mate.
Don't need to fix something when so many people still remember how it happened.
You don't need to remember, we remember for you.
You got into power through an alliance of Serbian PTOers and the Vendetta/BP/Lemon Party faithful. Once you became CP, it became clear you weren't going to do the Serbian PTOers bidding, so they attempted to impeach you, at which point you took all the money from the nation's orgs, including ones that had been loaned out to private individuals. At first you claimed the money had been stolen by someone else and that you had a ticket in with the admins to recover it. After a few days you admitted that you stole it in a big rant article that WookieO has referenced. Note you commented on that article that was SIGNED IN YOUR NAME and didn't say anything about how you hadn't written the article and it was a stitch up job - do you really think even people who weren't there at the time are going to believe that article wasn't written by you?
You really should have thought about the fact that you might want to rejoin the community before a) stealing the country's treasury and b) admitting it in an article just so you could have a little rant/temper tantrum before you left...
"do I tell congress to consider the impeachment" you are a congressman, are you not literally able to propose an impeachment yourself? Afaik the only thing you've proposed this term is that minimum wage hike, you should be able to throw another proposal around.
I really would rather you do that so to save you the effort of writing things that everybody else has already said but in a more whining tone.
I wanted to impeach him straight after he published that voting article, but I wasn't allowed because I've used up all my proposals, asked for people to click on the impeach in my name, no one did it. oh well, now I don't care, so whatever...
Didn't see that Nomad I do Apologise.. Well I shall it give a go on your behalf!
Why do people always complicate things...
BigAnt - As Wookie points out - Dish is a far better CP than you ever were.
I would suggest that a strategy of being POSITIVE and attempting the HELP others might earn you a little more respect than your current course of constant moaning and sniping.
If you cannot add any value or fun to the eUK, then please push off (again)!
Certacito if UKRP ever turns out a good CP I might actually get behind him/her until then go back and collect your congress medal. You contribute nothing like Kravenn
I am not really sure what Kravenn contributes these days.
I certainly generate more commercial value, military damage and Congressional discussion than you do - without taking into account you extended 'holiday' period in which you achieved little.
I would urge all Members of Congress to vote down your baseless Impeachment Motion immediately!
Mr Incompetent says a man who didn't even manage to vote for his own candidacy in the most recent PP elections
What amazes me is that given what you did and said in the past you even have the audacity to show your face in the UK community.
I am pleased to see that Congress does not agree with your opinion on Dish's performance as President of eUK.
Impeachment Motion - Rejected!
I think people need a little less team supporting shouty, and a little more introspection; when BigAnt's thoughts occupy a reasonably middleground of sense, everyone else is probably doing something wrong.
However, you kind of threw it at the end with 'Allies in France', I don't understand what those words mean in the same sentence.