[AMP] POTUS Elections, Interview with Swagg, and Toga Party

Day 2,178, 10:05 • Published in USA USA • by saraht0ga



Contents:
1. POTUS Elections
2. Interview with Mr. Swagg
3. Toga Party Radio



POTUS Elections


NewAzazel, not to be confused with this guy

In yesterday’s election, NewAzazel was elected to be this month’s president for the eUS.

I don’t have much to say on the issue besides that. He’s a cool guy. Also my sources tell me he is not red nor does he have teleporting powers.

Regardless, these last elections were definitely interesting. Israel Steven’s and his articles calling out the nation in order to bring forward new candidates lead us to five candidates - one for each top party. Though our own John Largo was unsuccessful in his run, I’m sure he’ll continue to make all of us feel inferior with his super fighting skills.

Hopefully next term we will continue to see newer people stepping forward to make their claim on the shiny CP medal.



Interview with Mr. Swagg



Mr. Swagg was last month’s Party President in AMP. This term he has been working closely with Malarkey in the Retention Department, trying to create fun things for members to get involved with.

Sarah: Approximately how many AMPs would you say you feel?

Swagg: Hmm, every one that feels me

Sarah: What change(s) would you like to see in the party by the start of next term?

Swagg: I would like to see an increase in forum activity, both by leadership, and the regular guys. This looks like its already starting to happen

Sarah: Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Swagg: the one horse sized duck, so i could kick its butt, make it my b*tch, and ride it around everywhere

Sarah: What makes AMP the sexiest party?

Swagg: All the porn on our forums cool people in the AMP! We've recently brought back old faces like John Killah and Sarahtoga, and brought in some new ones like Malarkey83 and Paul Proteus. And, of course, we have Swaggy. Swaggy is sexy enough for the whole eUSA.

Sarah: What song would you like to dedicate to AMP in the next "Toga Party" radio show?

Swagg: All of the lights (The remix with Big Sean, Lil wayne, and a bunch of others)

Sarah: What would you say to a citizen who's thinking about joining us in AMP?

Swagg: Talk to anyone in leadership, and we can give you a) why you should join b) how to join, and c) help you get set up on our forums.



Toga Party Radio

Tune in tonight, Wednesday the 6th, at 18:00 eRep for the next episode of Toga Party on IRC at #TogaParty.

Due to Sarah forgetting unforeseen circumstances, the show was abruptly canceled last week.

To make up for that, the winner of tonight’s game or trivia (depending on what ends up prepared for tonight), will receive 15 tanks, with a second place prize of 5 tanks.

You don’t have to be in AMP to be eligible for the prize, but you do have to be in AMP for Sarah to dedicate a wonderful song to you.