[ADP] Party Presidential Election

Day 3,062, 10:25 • Published in Australia Cuba • by Dread Pirate Hobbits


G'day!

The Prime Ministerial elections might have just wrapped up, but in eAustralia it is always election season!

In the race for ADP President, there are presently two candidates. In this article we will explore the history of the lesser known of the two.



Who is Maximilian Vanderbilt III?

The Vanderbilt family traces its origins back to Jan Aertszoon, a poor Dutch Farmer from De Bilt in Holland, who in 1650, emigrated to New Amsterdam on Manhattan Island (not to be confused with New Holland, which was an unforgiving place at the far reaches of the earth).



Over the centuries the Vanderbilt family became a wealthy transport dynasty, and finally, like all celebrities, they made a perfume.



Maximilian Vanderbilt the First was the shameful secret of the Vanderbilt family. No mention of him can be found anywhere, that is until his week old grandson entered politics.



It is expected that the young Max 3 will have a strong position on the great stuffed toy debate: The traditional teddy bear, who some describe as an invasive species, versus the indigenous Koala, who the teddy camp argue isn't a real bear at all.