WTF Do I Do Now? #5

Day 4,860, 12:38 • Published in USA USA • by weasel2.5

Make some popcorn.

Becoming a connoisseur of the dramas, comedies, and action pictures acted out in the eUSA is key to enjoying this game.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!:

Watch the troll flame everybody and everything. (There is always one).

Become intent on the history of eAlliances and who hates who (and maybe why?).

Blink rapidly as RL leaks in and changes the course of eHistory (or not).

Stare in wonder as Plato flips the eWorld higgly-piggly (ignore that fool in the corner).

Stand in awe for the ambition and manipulation of political players

Be Thunderstruck by the epiphany that you could do that better and get involved trying to do it.

Scream in rage at multis, PTOs, and players who do millions of damage in Division 1.

Unleash the dogs of blind ambition and attempt to get every achievement trophy.

Conspiratorially obsess about who possesses the accumulated gold of the eUSA (just in case of a PTO don’tcha know)

What a show !!!

Hyperbolically yours, weasel2.5, yer local splinterhead.

The Band

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