WhydoIbotherToo Run for PotUS

Day 3,536, 09:45 • Published in USA USA • by WhydoIbotherToo


It has been a glorious 6 months under the leadership of Derphoof.

We have watched as our country has expanded from our 51 regions Admin blessed us with to an astounding 63 regions. We have kept Ukraine under wraps for 3 months and are now the proud owners of New Zealand. We have build stronger allegiance with our existing allies and have one of our own leading our alliance, congrats on that Yui.

All good things must eventually come to an end though my friends. Derphoof has been overheard in the Pony Stables muttering something about a desire to roam free, eat all the hay he wants, and find a few proper stallions to frolick pastures with. I want to personally thank Derp for the great service he provided and for reigniting my passion for the game. Bringing me into his cabinet and letting me be a small cog in his machine has been a delight. I wish him well in his frolcking and would be happy to lend a hand when he is ready to build the Derphoof Presidential Stables, er Library to house 6 months worth of PDBs, tidbits, notes, video, computer files, microfiche, and whatever else he wants to store, except the vats of lubricant. He can move those himself.

Here is the architect rendering of Derps Library.


With all that being said, I would like to formally announce my candidacy for President of these eUnited States. I have pulled together what I believe is a solid team of people to continue our momentum. I am excited to have the opportunity to lead us on even more exciting adventures. I have several objectives for an August term that I will discuss in my next article where I will also release my cabinet. I hope that you are all as excited about our potential future as I am.

I look forward to serving this Great Nation of people.