To be there.

Day 1,007, 17:03 Published in USA USA by Cthulhu..

[23:18] * jankems sets mode: +m
[23:18] IF YOU CANNOT Cap tiles
[23:18] get to the capital
[23:18] now
[23:18] now
[23:18] now
[23:18] now
[23:18] * jankems sets mode: -m
[23:18] now
[23:18] 7,12
[23:18] we need tiles
[23:18] Technician, you here?
[23:18] this game is bugging
[23:18] Technician, which one you going for?
[23:18] 13,08
[23:18] I used my heal
[23:18] 11,9
[23:19] yay for artillery finally having a use
[23:19] do that if you have low health
[23:19] capping 8,11
[23:19] 8.1 for me
[23:19] get out there guys
[23:19] aamto24: shut your trap unless you're saying things we don't know
[23:19] 08,10
[23:19] cap it
[23:19] capping 8,17
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[23:19] I just did a last minute 40 wellness attack
[23:19] *crosses fingers*
[23:20] 74%
[23:20] so close!
[23:20] 1 Hit Kill
[23:20] Damn, we didn't win?
[23:20] #$%@
[23:20] FFFFFFFFFFFF
[23:20] healthpacks reset
[23:20] Bullshit!
[23:20] Bullshit!
[23:20] we have to hold it for a turn
[23:20] keep doing this
[23:20] Heads up, if you can, get back in the field
[23:20] 08,12 next time
[23:20] keep holding
[23:20] Bullshit!
[23:20] We should have won!
[23:20] We will
[23:20] Keep holding
[23:20] and cut the chatter in this room
[23:20] NAO
[23:20] wtf server error
[23:20] at the end of russian tuurn if we still have both then and only then will we win
[23:20] or it will be modded
[23:20] * RustyCage is now known as [Ranger-A]RustyCage
[23:20] oh fuck, if I went for the other guy, we might've won
[23:20] And in overcoming even the game our victory shall be ever sweeter
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[23:20] * Ashvio|afk is now known as [MI]Ashvio
[23:21] dont waver
[23:21] Is it me, or are the russians DDOSing us again?
[23:21] Tiles?
[23:21] continue on
[23:21] SHUT UP
[23:21] How many tiles we got?
[23:21] !!!!!
[23:21] I will donate 10+ wellness food to whoever wants to fight, but needs wellness
[23:21] If anyone can use a little food give me your donate link
[23:22] if anyone needs a q1 helo for mobility lemme know
[23:22] o7 Kult and Glorified; I've got 100 and there are so many fucking awesome people willing to donate USD
[23:22] guys
[23:22] pull it out this turn
[23:22] do it
[23:22] call caps
[23:22] now
[23:22] 14,10
[23:22] do not redouble efforts
[23:22] Don't need anyone right now, but just saying, the US Mil is full of donators and helpers
[23:22] o>
[23:22] 16,16 is mine
[23:22] Jankems, o>
[23:22] 09,13
[23:22] * HenryBessemer is now known as [CAV-11-H]HenryBessemer
[23:22] [23:22] 8,12
[23:22] i got 16, 17
[23:22] 17,03
[23:22] 10,9
[23:22] Help me team
[23:22] Btw, im from the esouth AFRICAN ARMY
[23:22] 11.1
[23:22] 7, 14
[23:23] 8,16
[23:23] How many tiles do we have I cant check
[23:23] I need one more guy on 7, 14.
[23:23] 63
[23:23] 08 18
[23:23] Three guys in a row on three tiles near the capital
[23:23] kill then
[23:23] *them
[23:23] err
[23:23] 08 16
[23:23] 12,11
[23:23] somenoe get to the open russian area
[23:23] we own 63% tiles
[23:23] only a lil more
[23:24] * jerseygirl has left #supersecretawesome
[23:24] Ohhhhhh
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And there it is. When Slippyfist says, "Ohhhhhh." That's when it happened.

At 11:24 EST, we all had ours and ate it too.

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[23:24] Ohhhhhh
[23:24] HOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:24] WIN
[23:24] FUCK YES
[23:24] OOOHHHHHHH
[23:24] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[23:24] yessssss
[23:24] WOOT
[23:24] WE WON
[23:24] WE WIN
[23:24] fuck YEAH
[23:24] \O/
[23:24] WOOT!
[23:24] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[23:24] FUCK YES
[23:24] YESSSSS
[23:24] YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[23:24] YES
[23:24] FUCK YES
[23:24] YEA
[23:24] I CAME
[23:24] VICTORY!!!!!!!
[23:24] FFFFUCCCKK YAAA
[23:24] VICTORY
[23:24] YES!
[23:24] FUCK YEAH
[23:24] VICTORY!
[23:24] hellz yeah!!!!
[23:24] yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[23:24] I CUM
[23:24] HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH USA USA USA USA USA USA
[23:24] AMERICA!
[23:24] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[23:24] I CAME
[23:24] FUUUUUCKLYES!!!!
[23:24] asguoigheaoi;jgnwiobjsolhbnerjihr
[23:24] fuck yes!!!!!!!11
[23:24] FUCK YA
[23:24] Oh Baby!
[23:24] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[23:24] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:24] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:24] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:24] HOT DIGGITY DAMN!
[23:24] NICE
[23:24] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[23:24] * aamto24 has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
[23:24] VICTORY!
[23:24] I shit bricks
[23:24] TO MOSCOW!
[23:24] WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[23:24] I WANT A COOKIE
[23:24] HOLY SHIT
[23:24] YEAH
[23:24] * [Ranger-R]Eli_Wheelbarrow has quit IRC (Quit: Rizon webchat: http://qchat.rizon.net)
[23:24] EPIC
[23:24] * Alexander_Auctoritas noms
[23:24] nom
[23:24] why did they pull out?
[23:24] I FUCKING CAME.
[23:25] nom
[23:25] This means we go on to the next front
[23:25] WHAT NOW!!!!!
[23:25] * SB THROWS COOKIES EVERYWHERE
[23:25] Awesome job everyone, jankems o?
[23:25] USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
[23:25] ALL OVER THE PLACE.
[23:25] RUSSIA SUCKS!!!
[23:25] VICTORY
[23:25] er o/
[23:25] USA
[23:25] USA
[23:25] anyone else's nipples hard?
[23:25] USA
[23:25] WELL DESERVED VICTORY
[23:25] FTW
[23:25] YESS
[23:25] TO THE KREMLIN
[23:25] t doesn't make sense..
[23:25] 07 jankems brilliant battle management
[23:25] SB THANKS
[23:25] aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[23:25] lol Gen_Bia_Pandora
[23:25] START THE FAPPING
[23:25] NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[23:25] lol
[23:25] START THE FAPPING
[23:25] NO PROBLEM PANDA
[23:25] KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN
[23:25] KREMS IN THE KREMLIN KREMS IN THE KREMLIN
[23:25] \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
[23:25] FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
[23:25] \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
[23:25] UNF UNF UNF
[23:25] OH MY GOD
[23:25] * [AB]Blanemcc masturbates
[23:25] 07
[23:25] WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:25] Good work jenkems
[23:25] * Alexander_Auctoritas at ease
[23:25] (rejoicing people in the USA, Poland, China, and Spain)
[23:25] * [CAV-1-HT]Anon45 faps hard
[23:25] WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:25] WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:25] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:25] \O/
[23:25] \O/
[23:25] \O/
[23:25] \O/
[23:25] \O/
[23:25] * Justin_McCravok is now known as JMC|VICTORYUSAUSA
[23:25] !!!!!
[23:25] \o/
[23:25] TY BROS!!!!!!
[23:25] * [CAV-11-H]HenryBessemer has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:25] * [TC]LT_Crucifixpandaninja throws a banana at jankems face
[23:25] is nk able to block?
[23:25] * [AB]deerslayer77 gets nekkid, slathers himself in Jelly and runs around
[23:25] * [CAV-3-A]Myrielle is now known as Myrielle
[23:26] Good work everyone
[23:26] o/
[23:26] * [TC]Col_IUC is now known as Col_IUseCoupons
[23:26] o/
[23:26] Excellent leadership Jankems
[23:26] OMG I CAME EVERYWHERE.
[23:26] \o
[23:26] o/
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[23:26] * [CAV-1-R]uberianmaan is now known as uberianmaan
[23:26] yes need a block naio
[23:26] Round of motherfucking applause
[23:26] anyone want to drink excessivly and jerk off in a circle!
[23:26] yeah!
[23:26] * [Ranger-H]Avruch is now known as Avruch
[23:26] WOOOOO!!!!
[23:26] FUCK YEAH!
[23:26] FUCK YES
[23:26] I'll take the drink, save the circle jerk for after
[23:26] o7 EVERYONE
[23:26] Too bad i didnt see the victory scren
[23:26] ...I'm going to do the first part of that, but you have fun with the second, Swiftstar...
[23:26] USA dealt 666466 damage and killed 8080 ppl
[23:26] I LOVE YOU ALL
[23:26] * JasonEye21 has quit IRC
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[23:26] 666?
[23:26] ANYONE SCREENCAP THE VICTORY?
[23:26] waiting for attack on urals to open
[23:26] It was a cursed battle
[23:26] * [Ranger-A]RustyCage is now known as RustyCage
[23:26] anybody seen a pair of jeans laying arond? if so...let me know
[23:26] outnumbered 4 or 5 to 1 and we friggin wtfpwned em!!
[23:27] can someone send me a screenie of the victory screen?
[23:27] * [Ranger-H]Jonbbluejacket screams girlishly and dumps champagne on everyone
[23:27] * SB is now known as AWESOMEBAGS
[23:27] lol they attacked us this time
[23:27] * jankems sets mode: +m
[23:27] Good job
[23:27] but get off field
[23:27] now
[23:27] -.-

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And he keeps it cool, even till the last order.