The 506 Gains Royalty Overnight

Day 4,812, 17:11 • Published in USA USA • by TheJadedDragQueen

As most everyone is aware, The Jaded Drag Queen (formerly Dave Carter) joined the 506 and Easy Company. What does that mean for that Party? Royalty, Maine Royalty. Sure, they don't have a castle with a moat, sauna, a garage with room for a Clydesdale pony. They do have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent. (Read into that however you will.)

If they can do ANYTHING, they can bring the FUNC to Functional. When the Paparazzo hunted down The Jaded Drag Queen, who in broad daylight was caught twirling in a field of Daffodils, Daisies, and Poison Ivy, the were recorded saying they were back in the game to "shake things up" and "Have a great time doing it." I'm not sure exactly what this individual has planned, however upon first glances one questions their sanity, for better or for worse.

I'm one of the many that is looking forward to see what this competitor brings to the game. The Jaded Drag Queen had one final remark, "I may not be able to win a sewing challenge, but you can bet that I can read the house down boots up and down the yellow brick road and back again" Whatever that means. Stay tuned for more crazy shenanigans from this individual.
~Amber Zand, Reporter for The Jade Quill