Skyrim stories
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>Playing Skyrim
>In Dragon Bridge
>Assassinate a guard
>Some fucker and his goat spot me
>Rats me out to the guards
>Kill all the guards
>Not difficult, just annoying
>Find out where this kid lives
>Kill his fucking goat and put it on the front porch
>Go inside his house and Gaddafi his parents with the blade of woe
>Kill who I assumed was his older sister
>Rape older sister
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>He runs outside
>Follow him and rape his goat in front of him
>He gets sent to the orphanage
>Go adopt the little shit
>Pick up some other random kid too
>Give the random kid the best shit and best allowance
>Little fucker gets nothing
>Always make him work
>Never play
>Send him to bed early
>Has to sleep in a bed full of raw meat and eggs
>Breakfast in bed motherfucker
>He hates his life
>I'm okay with this
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😛That's the fucker
Comments
prvi
nice :3
ahahah ti si puko načisto 😃
Hehe... Skyrim baš dozvoljava da se osvetiš kako spada... Ono, kad pobit i silovat familiju jednostavno nije dosta...
Hahahah, jel to onaj mali plačljivi mali što moraš koknuti nekog za njega? Igrao sam 5 mj. dok nisam skužio da ima proširenje na novu mapu pa sve sterao u k***
good work
Hail Sithis!